i'm an uncle

[Kalphiter]

Derp.
Your nephew/niece can be older than you.

Your parents will have two children: One, your sister, is already born.
Your sister decides to have children and they're born before you're born.
You are then born, and you are your sister's children's uncle.

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[Skyfrost]

I have 2 neices
I have 5 nephews.
I'm about to have 2 more neices/nephews.

both your mother and siblings must be horny as forget

[SuperBryno]

Meanwhile, in the south...

[Dnitro]

my neighbor, who is going into 1st grade, is an uncle.

you see, his dad was married in Slovenia, had kids, then divorced, then moved here and met his wife. he had three kids here, and they are uncles too.

[Demitiri]

I have 2 neices
I have 5 nephews.
I'm about to have 2 more neices/nephews.

your sister is a whore

[Chrono]

You and Madmitten are dumb.
Several problems with that assumption.
-Even if it were only one sibling having all those kids, it could be male or female.
-They also aren't a whore if they're having all these children with one person.
-It could be more than one of his siblings having children. You aren't just an uncle for one of your sibling's children.

[Madmitten]

You and Madmitten are dumb.
Several problems with that assumption.
-Even if it were only one sibling having all those kids, it could be male or female.
-They also aren't a whore if they're having all these children with one person.
-It could be more than one of his siblings having children. You aren't just an uncle for one of your sibling's children.

because we were totally serious

[Jay the Cartoonist]

Your parents will have two children: One, your sister, is already born.
Your sister decides to have children and they're born before you're born.
You are then born, and you are your sister's children's uncle.

that would be so weird lol.

[Chrono]

because we were totally serious

Well, sorry internet sarcasm detectors were not invented.