Accualy I do have a pet squirell and the rest is true. Although I just the squirrel about an hour ago and he is a baby. I have had many "pet" squirrels because me, my Mom, my gf and her parents and bro are known around the area for being able to take care of baby abandoned squirrels.
so shut up Kwhore.
one time i shot a squirrel with a hi-brass 410 round
he flew back like the loving force a naycha
i named him squishy because that's what he was