No, I'm not gay, wtf? I'm just a girl inside a guy's body.
In all seriousness, there is a guy at my school who believes this, his name is Brandon, but likes to call himself "April", he's the most annoying person I have ever seen, I have nothing against gays but seriously, it's like he's TRYING to be gay, he once wore a tiara to school >.> (Best run-on/rant sentence ever)