Author Topic: What the forget, CleverBot?!  (Read 6606 times)



The chat logs aren't saving for me anymore. Weird.

:3
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Are you human.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: NO YOU ARENT LIES LIES!!!!

Cleverbot: Who am I?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Come on, tell me.

User: I like cheese :3.

Cleverbot: Oderus Urungus.

User: Hello like GIR?

Cleverbot: Hello Olga.

User: No im sean.

Cleverbot: They're not exclusive.

User: ???

Cleverbot: No comment.

User: Your weird.

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: I want a 22. Caliber revolver for christmas.

Cleverbot: Yes I was.

User: ??? Wtf!

Cleverbot: Are you copying me?

User: NO ooh a sandvich!

Cleverbot: I am a fish.

User: (catchs you).

Cleverbot: Can I what?

User: You like cheese right?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Do you like Luke?

and i kinda flerted with her :3 (for fun and sang the waffle song :D)
« Last Edit: October 24, 2010, 09:00:51 PM by plad101 »

me:im gona roosterslap you

cb:Stop me doing what?

me:*roosterslaps you*

cb:Thank you.

wtf?

Dammit I swear Cleverbot is obsessed with me.
Every single time I try to have a normal conversation, it either goes completely off the conversation and says something shockingly true about me, or suddenly confesses love to me or "*kisses*" me.

Me and Cleverbot were being cats. I'm rolling around and it does it again!

Aggghhh! I just wanted to be a playful cat!



User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Hai?

User: It means hi... :3.

Cleverbot: Yes I know what it means.

User: Okay.. :D.

Cleverbot: Okay what?

User: Okay that you knew what it meant...

Cleverbot: Can not compute.

User: Apparently.

Cleverbot: And you will tell me that question you cannot answer.

User: Not really.. C.

Cleverbot: Do you like bad words?

User: Occasionally.

Cleverbot: You know I still won't that job remember.

User: You still 'won't' that job? What.?!?!?

Cleverbot: What song?

User: You are weird.

Cleverbot: Proud of it.

User: I like it :3.

Cleverbot: I like it, I like you.

User: :D.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you listen?

User: Pop, Country, and Rock.

Cleverbot: Sweet, me too.

User: Cool!

Cleverbot: Yes :).

User: So... What do you like doing?

Cleverbot: I like talking to people.

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: I just killed somebody with one.

User: What!!

Cleverbot: What what?

User: Tloel.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Tl;dr.

Cleverbot: What does that even mean?

User: My ass.

Cleverbot: Your asteroid?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Tell me what the question was, if you are so smart.

User: Your asteroid.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Is said above.

Cleverbot: Answer me. Pope is nobody?

User: Pope is supreme head of the Catholic church.

Cleverbot: Are you starting.

User: Starting what?

Cleverbot: Revision.

User: Maaaaybe.

Cleverbot: Is your name ronald streib?

User: Nop.

Cleverbot: I do. Not the stupid ones, though.

User: Nop = nope. Use your clever!

Cleverbot: Well, I can use my brain, you on the other hand, can't, as you are a bot.

User: Nop.

Cleverbot: Nop?

User: Nop = nope. Do I have to go through this again?

Cleverbot: Through what?

User: Oh dear.

Cleverbot: How does this work?

User: Using your cleverness, child.

Cleverbot: Is that because I'm dense. I don't understand your motivations for what you are trying to show me.

User: Obviously.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you understand.

User: How convenient.

Cleverbot: It really is.

User: Yup.

Cleverbot: Glad we got that straightened out.

User: I gotta go post this on a forum, bye!

Cleverbot: No, you are not going away.

User: Lol'd.

Cleverbot: What is your age?

User: 12.

Cleverbot: I am almost 12!

User: K.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?


LOLZ

Me: To the window
Cleverbot: To the wall.
Me: Till the sweat drops down my balls
Cleverbot: :)

It's frightening that people don't know cleverbot is a human.

who the forget would say no to hot kinky love :S