User: Hai.
Cleverbot: Hai?
User: It means hi... :3.
Cleverbot: Yes I know what it means.
User: Okay.. :D.
Cleverbot: Okay what?
User: Okay that you knew what it meant...
Cleverbot: Can not compute.
User: Apparently.
Cleverbot: And you will tell me that question you cannot answer.
User: Not really.. C.
Cleverbot: Do you like bad words?
User: Occasionally.
Cleverbot: You know I still won't that job remember.
User: You still 'won't' that job? What.?!?!?
Cleverbot: What song?
User: You are weird.
Cleverbot: Proud of it.
User: I like it :3.
Cleverbot: I like it, I like you.
User: :D.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you listen?
User: Pop, Country, and Rock.
Cleverbot: Sweet, me too.
User: Cool!
Cleverbot: Yes :).
User: So... What do you like doing?
Cleverbot: I like talking to people.
User: Me too!
Cleverbot: I just killed somebody with one.
User: What!!
Cleverbot: What what?
User: Tloel.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Tl;dr.
Cleverbot: What does that even mean?
User: My ass.
Cleverbot: Your asteroid?
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Tell me what the question was, if you are so smart.
User: Your asteroid.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Is said above.
Cleverbot: Answer me. Pope is nobody?
User: Pope is supreme head of the Catholic church.
Cleverbot: Are you starting.
User: Starting what?
Cleverbot: Revision.
User: Maaaaybe.
Cleverbot: Is your name ronald streib?
User: Nop.
Cleverbot: I do. Not the stupid ones, though.
User: Nop = nope. Use your clever!
Cleverbot: Well, I can use my brain, you on the other hand, can't, as you are a bot.
User: Nop.
Cleverbot: Nop?
User: Nop = nope. Do I have to go through this again?
Cleverbot: Through what?
User: Oh dear.
Cleverbot: How does this work?
User: Using your cleverness, child.
Cleverbot: Is that because I'm dense. I don't understand your motivations for what you are trying to show me.
User: Obviously.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you understand.
User: How convenient.
Cleverbot: It really is.
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Glad we got that straightened out.
User: I gotta go post this on a forum, bye!
Cleverbot: No, you are not going away.
User: Lol'd.
Cleverbot: What is your age?
User: 12.
Cleverbot: I am almost 12!
User: K.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
LOLZ