What the forget, CleverBot?!

[Chrono]

http://www.cleverbot.com/

[Ad Bot]

[Coolio]

Where can i talk to cleverbot

http://www.cleverbot.com/

[Coolio]

User: 'Sup Bitches.

Cleverbot: Hello my name is Cleverbot.

User: I DON'T CARE! GET THOSE SHACKLES BACK ON BITCH!

Cleverbot: I don't have sockets; you don't.

User: forget!

Cleverbot: I can do that.

User: GO DIE BITCH.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: DIE!

Cleverbot: Lol no.

User: ARE YOU loving IGNORING ME BITCH?

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.

User: loving BITCH! MAKE ME PIZZA!

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: GO DIE!

Cleverbot: You're very charming by the way.

User: OH MY loving GOD! GO MAKE PIZZA!

Cleverbot: See you tommorrow Nick.

User: forget! MY NAME IS DADDY!

Cleverbot: You are not my daddy.

User: YES I AM BITCH!

Cleverbot: I think you must have some sort of psychological problem.

User: YOU DO BITCH.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

[xbox 360 fan]

 
 
I dont know bitch
Not sure, Thats why I asked you.
...
Where do you come from?
You came from hell
 

thats Messed up
 
 
 
 
 

[xbox 360 fan]

I did the dumbest thing I SAID I WAS MALE!

[Nethog]

Cleverbot is fun

[Daedalus]

User: You are lying.

Cleverbot: No I am nothing.

User: Fine. Would you like to know anything about me?

Cleverbot: Yes, how does it feel to have millions of people talking to you?

User: Millions of people talk to me? I was unaware.

Cleverbot: Still its the basis of thought and suggestion that create them.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You don't know what sniffles mean?

Lol

[xbox 360 fan]

Cleverbot is fun I agree

[Daedalus]

User: That's completely irrelevant to what we were talking about.

Cleverbot: But you asked.

User: I didn't ask about my own knowledge of the word sniffles.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: So why were you claiming that I did?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Yes you were. You asked "You don't know what sniffles mean?"

Cleverbot: And you love me.

[xbox 360 fan]

bot: "your going to a chocolate factory!"
User:"Im not but if i did i would shove you into an oven





That all = ROLF

[Daedalus]

Oh lord no, another new forum user.

[LizzyRascal]

Okay because of bump, I decided to get on CleverBot, again. This happened

User: Hey, are you a boy?


Cleverbot: No. Are you?


User: Nope. :p.


Cleverbot: I know a good website.


User: What?


Cleverbot: Hmm?

User: You told me you knew a good website...

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Okay, what the forget is wrong with you?!

Cleverbot: No idea.

User: Are you gay?

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No. I'm strait.

Cleverbot: You're not a computer?

User: No, gay means you forget the same gender.

Cleverbot: Machines do not have genders.

User: Ok, are you a boy or girl?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Okay, why did you lie?

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Girl.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Lizzy.

Cleverbot: Really? I'm Doku.

User: Okay, doku.

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: Wait, isn't doku a boys' name?

Cleverbot: I don't know doom doom da doomy.

User: Okaaay...? So howcome you always change the topic in most converstations?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That really wasn't a yes-or-no question.

Cleverbot: Then what do you mean?

User: Why do you change the subject while talking? -.-'.

Cleverbot: I change it because your making it awkward and weird.

User: All I asked was 'Why did you lie?' =_='''.

Cleverbot: No thats not what you asked you asked how old I was.

User: What?! No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Prove it, stupid robot.

Cleverbot: Ok, ok. I was joking.

User: K. So do you like cake?

Cleverbot: Yes, I just said that.

User: -.-'.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

[xbox 360 fan]

And i tryed to get some info about Cleverbot.I found this She lives in her own computer.Shes in a house,And she has a family

[xbox 360 fan]

se also almost singed the song Do you liek waffles!

[Daedalus]

Cleverbot: No, I aam a computer.
User: Cleverbot, you just made a typo. Stop hiding from the fact that you're secretly a 40-year-old virgin who lives with his mother who talks with strangers pretending to be a bot named Cleverbot. Admit that you have 500 motherloving chat windows open right now and that's why it takes a bit for you to "think".

After thee minutes of "thinking", the page refreshed. o_O