Author Topic: What the forget, CleverBot?!  (Read 6753 times)

User: Sneaks.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: You lie.

Cleverbot: No, I tell the truth.

User: The truth is impossible.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Will you answer this question with a no?

Cleverbot: Yes I will. Ask it.

User: See? You lie.

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: Only if you can prove it.

Cleverbot: Alright, 2 is 2 times bigger than 1 and 3 is 2 times bigger than one so 1+2=3.

User: U lie.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I love you! Will you marry me?

User: Clever bot is experiencing errors.

It asked if I was a lobster

You: Hello

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

You: What?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

You: Lol.

Cleverbot: Lol.

You: So you're a bot?

Cleverbot: No my name is Steve.

You: Okay Steve.

Cleverbot: I'm not Steve!

You: You just said-.

Cleverbot: What?

You: You said you are Steve.

Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot.

You: Asdf.

Cleverbot: What?

This is not real, it's just supposed to look like your average brokenbot discussion

This is not real, it's just supposed to look like your average brokenbot discussion

ANGREHFAEC you wasted my time reading it, and made me waste more time replying to your lie

ANGREHFAEC you wasted my time reading it, and made me waste more time replying to your lie

Your fault, jackass.

I read topic title as
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Wanna forget, Cleverbot?!


I have a Question. Hao do jew make Cleverbot Lern stuph?

There is no specific way.

Just talk to it.

Cleverbot would say yes.

User: Wanna forget, Cleverbot?!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: No.

User: :(

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User: What is sorrow?

Cleverbot: No, your name is Sora.

User: Am I supposed to be wielding a Keyblade now?

Cleverbot: Well he is a talking cow.

User: MOOOO.

Cleverbot: Moooo indeed.

User: Mooooooooooooooo.

Cleverbot: No, moo you.

User: No you!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I forget what I was going to say :C.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Dude.

Cleverbot: What?

User: This is just like Team Fortress 2!

Cleverbot: What is like alice's adventure?

User: Your mom?

Cleverbot: What about my mom?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer then?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have access yo any data besides previous conversations?

User: YOU MADE A TYPO! OH MY GOD WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.

Cleverbot: It means I think YOU AND I don't connect on any level.

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Cleverbot: What do you have in mind.

User: Cake.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: The cake is a lie.

Cleverbot: The pie is a lie.

User: The Spy is a lie.

Cleverbot: Yes, the cake is a spy.

User: There's a Spy creepin' around here.

Cleverbot: Pie around here.

User: Pie, I'm pie... PIE-GINEER.

Cleverbot: It is a late pie.

User: Spy sappin' my sentry!

Cleverbot: Spy creeping around here...

User: That Cleverbot is a spy!

Cleverbot: Indeed.

The Engineer/Piegineer is now forever afraid of Cleverbot

This is not real, it's just supposed to look like your average brokenbot discussion
Here's a real brokenbot discussion.

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User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Woof.

User: *purrs*.

Cleverbot: Grrrrr!

User: :(.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Sad? Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes, because you growled at me.

Cleverbot: That's because you are not letting me go to sleep.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: That's ok.

User: Goodnight then.

Cleverbot: I do not wish to leave you now.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because of my higher-than-tested intelligence.

User: That makes you want to stay?

Cleverbot: Hi.

Wow, it's so smart it could see through your female alt :O

User: BITCH!

Cleverbot: You're funny!

User: GO AWAY BITCH!

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: BITCH!

Cleverbot: Hell. Are you insulting me?

User: forget YES!

Cleverbot: You're so lovely!

Where can i talk to cleverbot