oh look another handicapped topic by rookieBooksSorcerers StoneThis was the first one in which harry discovers he is a wizzzzard so this big fat guy tell him to go to this wizzzzard school called hogwarts which is split into griffendor, hufflepuff, slytherin and raven claw, but the only way you can get to the train is by running into a brick wall?
Anyway
so on the way there hagrid (the big fat guy) shows him that he has many monies but the only way to get to it is by talking to strange goblins. Hagrid also goes to another vault and grabs some rock nobody cares about and suddenly harry is curious and the story revolves around his curiosity that nearly gets him killed 16 times.
On the way to hogwarts harry runs into a brick wall and finds himself in some gay train station that will take them to hogwarts, but heres what I think. If the brick wall would teleport you to a train station why not just teleport them to hogwarts in the first place? I mean REALLY?
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On the train, harry meets this ginger guy because this guy is too much of a friend to sit with anyone but harry is a nice person. His name is Ron. Not to mention shortly after that harry blows all his cash money on candy. (typical 10 year old). But wait! After eating a stuff ton of candy someone else walks in, a girl, and almost immediately starts boasting about how she knows everything and so she uses some magical stuff to fix harry's glasses. Her name is hermione.
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Harry gets lost, and goes into some creepy dungeon and almost gets everyone killed by the 3 headed dog. Lol. Later on harry remembers about that stupid rock hagrid has and decides to go research about it, blalbalba he figures out that the 3 headed dog is guarding it and he can stop it by usisngs MOOSICS
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Harry and friends get there and do a whole bunch of gay challenges and finnally get to the sourcers stone room but harry had to go alone becuase ron and hermione are busy
having love in the room behind him. So he goes in there and OGM EST DRAK ATRS TEECHER
So yea the rock magicly teleports into his pocket (wtf) and harry kills the dark arts teecher by using the looove in his hands (wtf again).
rock was destoryed the end
Honestly I didn't like this one because the story line was pretty straight forward, effects weren't the best and I had to pay attention to the movie because hermione was too young to fap too.
Chamber of Seeeeecretssecumd wun
This one is the first introduction to this voldemort guy but he is just a memory here.
The story line consisted of them finding a snake bla kieel eet.
The entire time at hogwarts was pretty boring, all they did was research, however the watchers did discover that hermione was a half-blood and
horny 12 year olds concerned watchers began to get worried that their favorite character might die.
The only other big highlights is ron hitting himself with a stuffty spell and started to puke slugs LOL and harry meets a massive spider and its 1000 babies try killing him.
So later on people started getting petrified (including hermione because the dumb bitch went looking for the snake), and another ginger that likes harry is trapped so harry jumped into a sink that leads to a pit that leads to a long hallway in which ginny (the ginger) was found. BUT WHOA A SNAKE comes and starts to try and look at harry to kill him but suddenly a random ass bird comes out of no where and rips out its eyes (wtf) so harry can look at it.
so harry was chased by the snake for an hour but then he finds a sword and uses it to stab the snake through the head but in the process he impales himself on one of its teeth. Snake dies but harry is gravely injured. This voldemort memory guy then starts to try and kill him but harry kills him first by stabbing a book (wtf) But before harry dies the same random bird comes and crys into the wound and pulls 3 people out at the same time (wat)
Story line was better and so where the effects but there was a lot of boring.
Prisoner of AzkabanThis one was a bit tough because I didn't really pay any attention to the story line because I was busy staring at hermione but ill give it my best shot.
In this one a mad serial killer called sirruis black is on the loose and is trying to kill harry
not really Because of this dumbledore (the headmaster) gets a bunch of dementa-tor-tots to guard the school for him.
The story line was down the stuffhole in this one. I had no idea what was going on but ill do my best :/
Hmm, where to start.
First highlight is that Hermione's feeling for Ron begin to surface after she grabs his hand when harry nearly gets killed by a hippogirft. (like that NEVER happens lol)
Harry is depressed to learn he will not be allowed to visit Hogsmeade, the local village, because Uncle Vernon refused to sign Harry's form. He is also angry with Draco Malfoy for ruining Hagrid's first lesson as Care of Magical Creatures teacher. Malfoy causes himself to be attacked by Buckbeak, Hagrid's beloved Hippogriff, and his father ensures that Buckbeak is sentenced to be executed in the course of the year, Hermione uses a Time-Turner to travel in time and attend classes held at the same time. Black manages to break into the castle twice, but is unable to reach Harry. Fred and George Weasley show Harry a secret passageway to Hogsmeade and give him the Marauder's Map.
Ron discovers that Scabbers, his rat, has disappeared and believes he has been eaten by Crookshanks, Hermione's cat, causing a falling-out between him and Hermione. Hermione later finds Scabbers in Hagrid's hut when the three of them visit him before Buckbeak's execution. On their way back from the hut, Ron is suddenly attacked by a large black dog and dragged into a passage beneath the Whomping Willow, a magical tree. Harry and Hermione receive a brutal beating from the Whomping Willow before entering the passageway.
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so they get to this shreiking shack place and sirrius black, scrabbers is now petter petigrue all of a sudden :o and lupin, the dark arts teacher, is a werewolf, thus explaining his fear of the moon.
So lupin turned into a werewolf when they got out the shack and from the tree, also sirruis is no longer a bad guy (peter is) and trys to fight off lupin. Harry is all oh noes and tries to save sirrius but lupin nearly kills him before another wolf calls. Harry runs down to find sirrus when he is attacked by 10000 dementors, but is saved by some glowing white guy accros the lake.
Sirrius is taken into custody after that, so hermione and harry tkae this time turner thing and go back in time.
While they went back in time, they save themselves, a bird and stuff happens, they run to the tree where they were taken by the wolf.
they wait and wait, then they come out and they see the stuff happening. When harry is almost killed by lupin, the watcher realizes that the wolf call was not a wolf, it was hermione saving harry (daww) but all of a sudden the wolf starts chasing them!1!!1!!1 They manage to outrun it eventually and then they find sirrius and harry getting attacked by the dementors, and then realize the glowing white guy was actually harry (wtf)
so bla they save sirruis the end
Overall the effects were good, story line was pretty hard to understand but I didn't really notice because I spent the whole time staring at hermione (wut)
Goblet of FireSerious stuff finally starts to go down.
Death Eaters (lol what an original name), voldemorts followers, raid a quidecth tournament place thingy, and harry starts to have nightmares.
So yea he goes back to hogwarts and meets up with all his freinds everything is happy and there is a triwizzard tournament thingy.
but all of a sudden
Harrys name ended up in the tounament. Nobody knows how
yet and so he has to compete.
A side note, I found the tournament pretty disturbing. Especially the lake one, that was kinda eh.
Harry wins you see? BUT THE TROPHAS WAS BEWOOTCHED and harry is taken to the graveyard he kept seeing in his dreams. There, harrys blood is used to bring voldemort back to life, and he rises again D:
Turns out the person who put harrys name in was "proffesor moody" imposter in an attempt to kill him ( as ussuall. :/)
Hermione's liking for Ron becomes more obvious.
Thats just about all the importance of that one.
The effects in this one were nice. Story line was okay but disturbing :c
Order of the snakeOr however you spell it.
Dudley, harrys fatass cousin, is attacked by dementators and harry uses magoc to save the fat bastard, but is expelled from hogwarts for doing so OH NOES
But dumbledore wont have that! He sets up a hearing for harry. Later it is surfaced that the minister is just trying to cover up the return of the dark lord, loving coward.
The ministry appoints dolores umbridge as a teacher (GOD I AHTE THIS BITCH) and she is the worst ever, she refuses to teach any magic to try and get everyone to believe voldemort is not around. When harry speaks up, he get punished.
Harry will not have this. If it continues then these kids will be helpless.
He creates a leigon and calls it dubledops army.
Ministry finds out and dumbledore is fired, umbridge becomes the headmaster and screws everything over D:
She almost uses an illegal toucher curse on harry, so hermione tricks her into the dark forest where half horse men and take her away. (OWNED BITCHHHH)
stuff goes down and sirruis dies (oh no) and harry is enraged. Voldemort makes an appearance, is defeated, and the ministry head resigns out of fear and dumbledore is reinstated.
Half Blood Princeloving HATE THIS ONE
Snape is new dark arts teacher, and slughorn is appointed potions teacher. All of a sudden harry is the chosen one too kill voldemort :DD
Also, a lot of romance in this one.
Hermione's feelings for Ron are now completely obvious but ron is dating this stupid bitched called lavander. Harry also has random feelings for some ginger and apparently she is taller than him (what the forget harry). Hermione is depressed because Ron doesn't like her. Later on, ron is accidentally tainted with love potion and a potion is given to cancel the affects. Afterwards Ron has a seizure and nearly dies but harrys quick heroic actions save him and he takes a trip to the hospital wing. Hermione and Harry are there, and later lavander comes bursting in to comfort ron, but is insuted by the presence of hermione (oh gee shes known him for 6 years hurp). Ron seems to try to talk to her, but in the end he calls for hermione and lavander bursts out crying, and everyone leaves hermione and ron holding hands in the hospital wing daww.
Too bad Ron didn't even remember anything.
Meanwhile dumbledore is finding these things called horcruxes so he can destroy them and kill voldemort.
So later on, draco fixes a cabinet and a bunch of death eaters get into the castle through it, and they kill dumbledore. Holy stuff. This made me enraged and sad.
Harry then decides to go find the horcruxes by himself next year instead of coming back, but hermione and ron persuade him to come with.
Even though im not a romantic guy, this one was cute, but the ending seriously pissed me off.
Story line had a twist finally, and effects were great.
Deathly HallowsI haven't seen this one yet, but I know harry and them wont be going to hogwarts, instead they are searching for the dark lord.
This one is also so loving long they had to split it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_and_the_Deathly_HallowsThanks to JAW12398123908 I have this.
I can synopsize the 7th one for you brah.
So at the beginning Harry is 17, which means he's legally an adult in the wizard world, there are long drawn out discussions that I don't really remeber about stuff, then they decide they need to go find these 7 horicruxes which are basically parts of voldemorts soul that he can use to come back to life after he dies, so harry ron and hermione go and decide to camp out all accross the country side to find these bitchez.
MEANWHILE AT HOGWARTS
Hogwarts is now being run by the minstry of magic, which is making an absolute pig's ear out of the school, to the point of having a muggle studies class that is about how inferior muggles are to wizards (totally not ripped off from the holocaust)
So then as the dynamic three-o is finding out about horicruxes they find out about these things called the deathly hallows, which are basically three really powerful magical items, one is a cloak that makes you invisible (spoilers, harry has it) another is a ring that makes you imune to death, the last one is a wand that is totally badass.
As it turns out voldemort is trying to acquire the deathly hallows so that he can rule the world with an iron fist and what not.
So eventually harry and his ginger lacky and his forget buddy get back to hogwarts and they discover this awesome underground network of rebelling students (nevielle is running it, the crazy bugger) who eventually do some crazy stuff that ends up with voldemort's troops marching on the school, there's a big battlle and tons of people die, voldemort then yells really loving loud at the school and says that if harry comes to the woods they'll stop attacking, so harry does come to the woods, Voldemort throws out that badass green ray of death, and harry counters with his pusillanimous individual stunning spell, the spells bounce off each other and yadayada, harry dies and goes to a place where there's dumbledoor and some half dead baby, then he comes back to life and kills voldemort and what not, also this happens.
Characters All of which are in Griffendor.
Harry PotterHeroic and doesn't afraid of anything, harry is the only one that survived voldemort, and he is famous for it.
Played by Daniel Radcliffe
First YearSecond YearThirdFourth (Lol mullet)Fifth (sorry only good one I could find)SixthRon WeaslyHarry's friend, he hasn't done much and he isn't much of a role model but is seemingly liked by hermione.
Played by Rupert Grint
FirstSecondThirdFourthFifthSixthHermione GrangerIncredibly smart and extremely hot (imo) girl that helps harry with all the research, but apparently nobody in the wizzard world has any taste at all so she can't get a guy.
Played by Emma Watson.
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ThirdFourthFifthSixth^ these aren't the best photo's, sorry :/
I really can't explain the movie that well. My suggestion is that you go watch it yourself.
Now of course all of this is really bias and probably inaccurate. Feel free to discuss.
I also probably have 9001 spelling/grammer error's lol sorry
