Chatting With Apple

[Blaze0]

Based off of Here.

I'm currently in a chat right now. I'm planning something along the lines of "windows make me look fat".
Damnit this is hard to get myself to do this.

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[Blaze0]

Done.

You are chatting with Margaret S, an Apple Expert
Margaret S: Hi, my name is Margaret S. Welcome to Apple!
Margaret S: Welcome to our Apple Online Store chat service! How may I assist you with your shopping?
Me: Hi. I was wondering, how much dos it cost to double the amount of Ram on a new macbook
Margaret S: I would be happy to assist you with your questions about RAM!
Give me just a moment to gather some information for you!
Margaret S: Do you currently own the MacBook?
Me: Yes
Me: I'm typing on it at the moment
Margaret S: Thank you.
Me: I'm new to macs. Windows are so hard. Even the new Windows 7 is a pain. I'm looking forward to macs. I heard they are MUCH faster.
Margaret S: Macs can be very fast!
Me: So.
Margaret S: I recommend contacting AppleCare for more information about upgrading the RAM in your computer.
Me: I was on here about a half hour ago with Martin G, and he ignored all my chat messages, then said my mac was crap, then ended the chat.
IMargaret S: I apologize that your previous experience wasn't pleasant.
Me: Goodbye, fatass!

The thing about being new to macs IZ A LIE

[Bloody Mary]

That was just mean.

What is fun, however, is crank calling their support phone number.
I once pretended that I didn't speak english.

[Sheath]

I feel sorry for Maggie. :C

[Jorici]

That was just mean.

What is fun, however, is crank calling their support phone number.
I once pretended that I didn't speak english.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gu4NozSi-o

[Blaze0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gu4NozSi-o

I didn't know about meatspin until you posted that website.
And I'm 11.
Thanks a lot. (sarcasm)

[Solid]

Done.
The thing about being new to macs IZ A LIE

you're a friend. here she is just trying to do her job and trying to be as nice as possible and you're coming in acting like a douche. get the forget out

[Skateaton]

respect level:

Once blaze0 joins: 100%

Once he made and advertised his roll to dodge : 34%

Once he made this thread: 0%

[heedicalking]

Blaze is probably one of those dumb kids who says something like

Me: Goodbye, fatass!

,
runs away before they can respond, then goes "trolololololololololololololo lol" snickering to himself and then spends the next hour full of pride due to his "amazing trolling skills" and how he is "such a funny troll and so cool" on the internet, then going to play some crappy games like TF2 and post crap like this, as well as "cool" tf2 videos, in off topic.

Edit: What's with all these dumb ideas of deciding to prank random old people. Badspot's mailbags are always full of kids wanting to send "lul" emails to the person in OP.

[Blaze0]

Don't go trolling me. Troll the maker of the first topic. Everyone loved it there.