What is your name?
Sir Lancelot
What is your quest?
Looking for the holy grail.
What is your favorite color?
Blue.
You may pass.
Leader: Seems easy enough.
Halt! What is thy name?
Sir (iforget)
What is thy quest?
Searching for the holy grail!
What is the velocity of a small coconut fired from a 2.2 foot long arm?
Uhh...What? I don't know!
(thrown into pit)
What is your name?
Sir Miles Hendon!
What is thy quest?
Searching for the holy grail!
What is the speed of a goose traveling at a speed of 6 miles per hour then going airborn, then striking a tree?
A english goose or an australian goose?
I don't know that!
(Guard thrown into pit)
olol