Author Topic: You can stop saying that my gf is 9 now  (Read 3271 times)

its a furry

Actually, she hates like every animal known to man


haha, yeah, she can be cool, but she's mega bitchy sometimes.

Reminds me of both my parents.

What is this I don't even


handgelica is my most trusted advisor and my loveual partner

what, what do you mean your leaving me for my other hand, handgelica!?!?!


darthvaderno.avi

Not really, love isn't really that amazing. I mean, sure it's cool to get your richard all sticky and wet but if you use a condom once you take it off, your richard smells pretty nasty, and if you don't use a condom, you can't really concentrate on how good it feels, but rather concentrate on when the forget you need to pull out.


Now lewinskys?


I approve of lewinskys.
i hate condoms
they're all rubbery and stuff
but hey, i dont really need them.
i'm not loving another person till i'm over 18 (or seduced again), love is overated.

i read every post as soon as monocle started posting

i hate condoms
they're all rubbery and stuff
but hey, i dont really need them.
i'm not loving another person till i'm over 18 (or seduced again), love is overated.

They're not too bad, they don't feel weird on your richard or anything. I mean, it does get rid of some pleasure, but that's why you gotta be a ninja and cover only like 3/4 of your richard so you get the feeling on the bottom of your richard. I mean, I'm gonna be honest, love is great, but you can't over do it like I did, love should be special or somethin like that, I'm not saying wait until you're married because you don't want to nut withen 10 seconds on your honeymoon.

i read every post as soon as monocle started posting


Awh <3


>forum about a game about building with blocks

>monocle talks about his love life


What is this I don't even

>forum about a game about building with blocks

>monocle talks about his love life


What is this I don't even


JOKER STARTED IT D: