The jerk, and the crazy part are not related whatsoever, I just didn't want to make two topics.
So I was in bed and I heard a weird chirping/scratching noise coming from the walls. My parents thought I was going crazy and the doctor diagnosed me with tinnitus. Two months later, when my dad was painting the exterior walls, he found a few birds had made a nest in a hole in my wall. So yeah, forget them, I'm not crazy!
I am a jerk because:
I went to see my cousins today and I was all excited n' stuff when I arrive at a different house and my uncle's there but my cousins are not. So I get all pissed and I'm like "I WANNA GO HOME" and eventually we left, and as we were leaving I found out they weren't there because my uncle and aunt divorced and the younger cousin (my age) went to go live with her mother and the older one is in a coma, my dad was there to comfort him. I am the biggest asshat in the world.
Discuss.