Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart (Read 92398 times)

Joker Card · February 19, 2011, 10:02:02 PM

Have you friend constantly call you and everytime your phone rings yell BOOTY CALL

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LordCutlerBeckett · February 19, 2011, 10:02:41 PM

WHY DID YOU BUM-

Tell a clerk to bend over.

Travis [bob36455] · February 19, 2011, 10:14:07 PM

Feeding your snail

steve5451 · February 19, 2011, 10:22:33 PM

Shoplift.

Butler · February 19, 2011, 11:01:10 PM

Yell "FIRE!"

Joker Card · February 19, 2011, 11:05:35 PM

Touching yourself and making sounds as if having an climax

Name is Unavailable · February 19, 2011, 11:08:56 PM

Pissin on the greeting person and stufftin on the greeting person are TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!

Joker Card · February 19, 2011, 11:09:47 PM

Pretend to masturbate in the bathroom or an aisle way by the appliances

Wynd_Fox · February 20, 2011, 01:58:18 AM

Pretend to eat a moose, then actually do it.

USSN GHOST-1 · March 11, 2011, 11:35:49 PM

run around and start yelling BOMB!! THERES A BOMB!!!! OMG RUN!!!!

LOL

Skip · March 11, 2011, 11:36:16 PM

run around and start yelling BOMB!! THERES A BOMB!!!! OMG RUN!!!!

LOL

No that will get you arrested.

Arcturus · March 11, 2011, 11:39:04 PM

Take a stuff on the checkout

awsomeness7574 · March 11, 2011, 11:45:12 PM

HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDIIIISE

SkullCandy · March 11, 2011, 11:50:12 PM

Rub your ass on the clerks and force love.