975. Judo chop an old lady.
976. Scream random profanities at passing children.
977. Offer kids free candy (Which you just stole from the candy section).
978. Grab the butt of just about anyone.
979. Scream "ZOMBIES" while running around the store shooting random people with nerf guns.
980. Choose a random product. Stop anyone getting that product by any means possible.
981. Do any of the above and blame it on the old lady.
982. Tell the clerk you just broke out of jail and that the clothes that you're wearing yous stole from the clothing section.
983. Start guzzling soda as fast as you can.
984. Grab a bag of chips and watch whatever is on the bigscreen TVs. Don't forget to make a huge mess.
985. Run around with your arms outstretched, knocking as many things as you can off the shelves.
986. Go around collecting the hair of as many people as you can. Suggested methods are scissors or plucking with your hands.
987. Preach Scientology.
988. Insist that you work here.
989. Walk in wearing no pants.
990. Take a wrench and smash lamps with it.
991. Eat all the donuts.
992. Scream "NI" at anyone you see. Repeatedly.
993. Stuff large objects into your coat. "Why no. I do not have a pot in my coat. What makes you say that?"
994. Open the lego Star Destroyer box and start building it in the middle of the toy section.
995. Grab a nerf gun and tell the clerk this is a robbery.
996. Use a remote control car to ram into people's legs.
997. Same as 996, but use an airplane.
998. Wear random items as articles of clothing. (Pot on head, cups on each feat, no pants but instead a tablecloth, etc.)
999. Sneak into the section behind the milk cartons, and stair out so when someone takes one, they see your face.
1000. Crash a plane into it.
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