Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Megiaman]

950: stuff on the ground.

[Ad Bot]

[Unwritten Calender]

951: Get water bottles, uncap them, and throw them all over the floor.

[Supreme Guy]

952. Start beating the cashier over the head with some form of pancake thing screaming, 'YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAAAAAAAAAAAKE MIIIIIX!!'

[MunkeyCheez]

953: give a banana a lewinsky.

[TheLegomaster]

954: Announce that the end is nigh for this topic because it's almost to 1000, over the intercom.

[MunkeyCheez]

955: Stick a banana up a old womans bum.

[ModderSlodder]

956: Smack someone with a banana

957: dress up as Batman and use a banana as a batarang.

[Proog]

957: Recite the current list of 956 rules over a megaphone as fast as you can while running around the store.
Try doing some while you're at it.

[Placid]

i still can't believe this is almost there.

[TheLegomaster]

958: Crap on the floor, then throw it at wall.

959: Crap on the floor, then throw it at the ceiling.

960: Crap on the floor, then throw it at cashier.

[superslayer]

961: get some people, a movie camera, and then make  a researcho move inside wal mart

[Altered]

962: Run around naked in the girls clothing section.

[Welknair]

963. Grab a random kid, and run around the store with 'em.

964. Shoot out the lights with a gun.

965. Enter the store's sliding door with a battering ram.

966. Refuse to leave when it closes.

967. Whump the electronics dude over the head with a shovel

968. Tell kids to do any of the above.

969. Pick up a banana and speak into it like a phone. Real loud. "CAN YOU HEAR ME??"

970. Switch around products so no one can find their cost.

971. Poke holes in those noodle cups so someone gets surprise boiling water in their lap.

972. Same as 971. But with condoms.

973. When the electronics dude goes to pull a game out for a kid, take it and run around screaming.

974. Stand perfectly still and every five minutes, blow your airhorn.

[MunkeyCheez]

975: steal some tampons and condoms and put them up your nose
976: take a choco bar and throw it outside the shop
977: Pee on the apples
978: Rick roll the manager
979: Play rick roll music on your phone
980: prank calls in the store on the payphone

[Celtic Wolf]

976: Dress up like the cookie monster and ravage the food aisles.


COOOOKIE!!!!!