Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Previous]

888: Whack the store light bulbs with bouncy balls.

[Ad Bot]

[Zack The Zapper]

889: Take mens underwear and put them on your head. Then..... Run around the store screaming: THE LEPRACHANS TOOK MAH snake! THE LEPRACHANS TOOK MAH snake! HELP! HELP!

[Comatose]

890: Go into the store and destroy everything in the store. When they say you gotta pay for the stuff you broke, tell them to put it on your tab and walk out of the store.

[Tech-Troop]

887: Run up to the manager with NERF sword in hand, screaming, "STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!"
EDIT: Page 60 get

Make that a NERF battle axe.

[Shadoku]

886:pee on all the electronics then pee on the manager

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891: Marry Satan.

[Man 2]

892: Run up to the manager, hug him tightly, and talk to him about how you haven't seen him for decades.

[Narwhal]

889: Steal all of the Mike & Ikes, then proceed to shove them up your nose.

[Unwritten Calender]

890: Pole vault over the aisles.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I am going to laugh when the number hits 1000.

[Man 2]

891: Fill your cart with cans of Pork and Beans, and attempt to check out.

[Unwritten Calender]

891: Fill your cart with cans of Pork and Beans, and attempt to check out.

That wouldn't get you kicked out, idiot.
891: Go down the aisles with your shopping cart and knock everything off of the aisle with a baseball bat.

[Shadoku]

892: 1.Eat all the Bread
       2.???
       3.Profit

[ModderSlodder]

893: Tell every MAN or Lesbian in the store that you forgeted their wife (if the wife is next to them)

[nano block]

893: wait for a crippled guy to come in then run and hop on the amigo!

[ModderSlodder]

894: wait for a crippled guy to come in then run and hop on the amigo!

895: make a D-Wand toy and hit everything you hate with it (or everyONE you hate)