Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart

[Comatose]

869: Start playing the games on display at the electronics section. When other people and the employees bother you, punch them in the face.

[Ad Bot]

[Tech-Troop]

Move into there store. (Make your local Wal-Mart your house.)

[Man 2]

872: Walk in and ask where they keep the slips of card paper with the paint colors on them.

[MrMulch]

874; Make a black joke (You guys got off line again)

[Roknrollwill]

How did you guys manage to get up to more then 500 jokes?  990/1000 will be awful or just copied.

[Gimmedagun]

875: Take the intercom and say "WELCOME 2 WAL MART GET YOUR SHIZ AND GET OUT friend NOOBS" then take a dump on the elctronics and steal CoD: Black Ops

[Wynd_Fox]

How did you guys manage to get up to more then 500 jokes?  990/1000 will be awful or just copied.

1000/1000 will be awful.

876. Hand a free moose to everyone while you eat one.

[Narwhal]

879: Eat a lightbulb while wearing a fake twirly french moustache, Screaming "THAT MAN/WOMAN, STOLE MY STEAK!"

[TheLegomaster]

867: Do the opposite that Previous previously mentioned.

880: Manager on the poop's face.
881: Products on poop.
882: Say to the stuff that you eat cashier.

[Shadoku]

867: Do the opposite that Previous previously mentioned.

880: Manager on the poop's face.
881: Products on poop.
882: Say to the stuff that you eat cashier. :D

Rofl I was waiting for someone to say that.
883: Catch all the toilet paper on fire.

[Narwhal]

883: Catch all the fire on Toilet paper.

[Zack The Zapper]

884: Yell THERES MOLD ON THESE HERE BEEFS!

[TheLegomaster]

885: Yell "THERE IS BEEF ON THIS HERE MOLD"

[sangan]

886:pee on all the electronics then pee on the manager

[Man 2]

887: Run up to the manager with NERF sword in hand, screaming, "STOP! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE! YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT!"
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