Author Topic: Name 1000 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Wal Mart  (Read 92824 times)

1000: Get a job at Wal Mart

916: Dress up as a  :cookie: and eat  :cookieMonster:

917: Use Emoticons

918: say three at a time.


920: Run around screaming as high pitched as possible and tell the security guards the sleepwalker is following your goat in your backyard swimming jacuzzi.

921: Piss in all the packets of cereals.

922: Smoke weed in the aisles and offer it to others.

923: Drive a scooter and go to the food court and ask if there is a drive in.

924: Say you will blow up the store unless you get a box of  :cookie: 's

925. Running out of ideas on how to get kicked out of Walmart.

Wait, what?


927: Dress up as satan and buy a bible.

928: Eat everything in the store.

929: Put this list on the front door.

Do a drive by with a car that says walgreens on the front

931: Start boycotting a cereal box and standing in front of it so nobody can have any lol.