Roblox's "Please upgrade me" Feature. (Game)

[Smash Fan]

oh this thread again

why the forget
quote the motherloving
whole post

[Ad Bot]

[Rockinboy2000]

uh

this isn't a topic degrading roblox.
and uh, dont quote the whole thing.

Oh 

[Talent74]

Dear mondays,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made no friends and bought many cool virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good whigger, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be Joe Biden.
On ROBLOX, I went bankrupt. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•stuff
•Health Care
•Bullstuff
•Not caring about the oil spill like your Obama bro
•Drive-Byes
•Orgy-Trains
•Prison
•Gangbang

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:

(snake)

Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $5.95 a month. That's less than 20¢ a day. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

Tits

P.S, I stole your wallet while you were reading this.

[Rockinboy2000]

Dear my crazy face,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made 0 friends and stole many cool virtual items.
 I consider myself to be a very good theft, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be Criminal.
On ROBLOX, I Rob Banks. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Robing
•Stealing
•Shooting
•Nuking
•dancing like an idiot
•idk
•Random
•Expressing my Purpose in life
I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:
(Blank)
 
Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $99.99 a month. That's less than 200000000000¢ a day. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

A stalker

P.S, LADY GAGA IS AWSOME! (wait what?)

[Momentum]

oh this thread again

Dear rockinboy

gtfo the Internet

kthx,

Internet

[Rockinboy2000]

Dear rockinboy

gtfo the Internet

kthx,

Internet

fixed that.

[Momentum]

fixed that.

Good boi

[blocknight]

Dear randomguymetinroblox123456789 0,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own small piece of a virtual world and community. I've made 0 friends and bought many cool virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good badass, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be an idiot.
On ROBLOX, I often walk around wasting time. (I never even did that until ROBLOX entered my life! Thanks, ROBLOX!) Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•Thinking outside the box (the very small box,)
•Programming (I can maek 2+2=fish!,)
•Design (I can put a barney face on my virtual head!,)
•Marketing (I can sell designs to 9-year-olds! Yay me!,)
•Finances (Wow! I have 5,000,000 [virtual] dollars!)
••Communication (I can chat with completely random people who might be child molesters!,)
•Physics and geometry (2+2=fish!,)
•and Expressing my creativity (Oh cool I'm so creative I can copy and paste a barney face and sell it!)

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more trash, more trash, and more trash.

Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $200. That's less than 54.8¢ a day (but not much less,) and I'll get it in only 365 days. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

Randomrobloxian1234567890
P.S. - Help me!11!! I have to surrender my paycheck every day to Builderman :( Save me!!1!!
I probably did terribly, but I didn't put much effort into this.

[Momentum]

Why is this not on the first page

this thread is important

[Momentum]

Keep on front page

[Momentum]

ADDED POLL (NEED TO KNOW IF I SHOULD BUMP THIS MOAR OR LESS)

[Momentum]

thanks for givin me good results guis

[Jetlok]

Dear GreenBH,

On ROBLOX, I am building my own piece of a virtual world and community. I've made 14 40 year old friends and bought many cool virtual items with the money I've earned.
 I consider myself to be a very good rapist, and it makes me think that someday, I might want to be Sarah Palin.
On ROBLOX, I forget children. Some of the real-world skills that ROBLOX helps me learn are:

•best rape tactics
•making traps for children
•where vulnerable children linger
•full entry!
•how much 4 12 year old asian girls cost
•how to finish them off
•disguising richard as lolipop
•expressing my loveuality

I want to take the next step on ROBLOX. If I upgrade my membership on ROBLOX, I get more places, more money, and more abilities.
 You can see a full list of the benefits of Builders Club here:

(Blockland doesnt allow roblox links bro)

Builders Club membership on ROBLOX is only $10,000 a month. That's more than your annual salary. Please help me out.

Sincerely,

IkeTheGeneric

P.S, when am I getting my bag of richards? I must feed.