The Best Way to Stick to your Diet

[Iban]

Work at Fast Food.

You'll be there from the time you wake up to the time you're driving 70 miles an hour down empty city streets at midnight.

And you'll want absolutely nothing to do with food when you get home.


Bonus Rant
Seriously, I have an IQ of 140 and the brown townytical skills required to adapt to almost any role instantaneously. I'm in the top tier of computer literate individuals and I have dabbled in web design and web application development. I made a hack for a game called WarRock when I was 13 that downloaded updated memory addresses from a free hosted webpage. I'm amazing. I get along with everyone I meet in real life. Why is it that I cannot get a job doing something that puts my the value of my life and the contributions of my routine over that of a bionic arm?

[Ad Bot]

[Jetlok]

why would you know that? because you're on a diet?
well you are pretty fat. good idea though bro.

[Iban]

why would you know that? because you're on a diet?
well you are pretty fat. good idea though bro.

I've lost 20 pounds since February 1st.

Eat a big, fat rooster.

And would you like fries with that?


Edit
There's an error in my worksheet. I only had 2 slices of lunchmeat, bringing my total calorie consumption for this 24 hour period to: 300.

[Lugnut]

Iban, you are now a nice, caring person, like magic mage.
Adapt to that lol

[Jetlok]

I've lost 20 pounds since February 1st.

Eat a big, fat rooster.

And would you like fries with that?

go richarda sucka bag!

and you're fat

[Trifax]

And would you like fries with that?

Ooh, yes, can i get an apple pie with that too? Awesome, thanks.

[Iban]

Iban, you are now a nice, caring person, like magic mage.
Adapt to that lol

I treat people that treat me with respect very nicely.

I concern myself over the tedium and life issues of anyone I interact with. I've literally gotten Manty to cry just over the fact he had a little brother he got along with while attempting to get him to look more optimistically on life.

And, I don't know who Magic Mage is.

Ooh, yes, can i get an apple pie with that too? Awesome, thanks.

Absolutely.

[Stocking]

Bonus Rant
Seriously, I have an IQ of 140 and the brown townytical skills required to adapt to almost any role instantaneously. I'm in the top tier of computer literate individuals and I have dabbled in web design and web application development. I made a hack for a game called WarRock when I was 13 that downloaded updated memory addresses from a free hosted webpage. I'm amazing. I get along with everyone I meet in real life. Why is it that I cannot get a job doing something that puts my the value of my life and the contributions of my routine over that of a bionic arm?

[Azzurolix]

> get called fat by somebody that weighs 20 pounds less

> don't give a forget

> my life story

[SeventhSandwich]

Iban needs college :O

You finished Highschool right, Iban?

[Dr.Block]

I don't care how nice Iban is. He's not Magick Mage.

[tails]

Somebody has a ego problem.
Although we already knew that.

[Nethog]

And, I don't know who Magic Mage is.

Nicest person on the blockland forums.

I've only had 1 or 2 conversations with him but he is exetremely nice.