This was actually on Urban Dictionary, I'll try proving any other theories.
#1:
"The Cake is a lie: To have a Cake you need time and money. Therefore: money + time = Cake
According to smart people, time is money.
Therefore: 2time = Cake
According to other smart people, time goes on forever.
This indicating: time = infinity
Therefore: 2infinity = Cake
Because no person has achieved infinity, let alone 2infinity. The Cake is not possible.
The Cake is a lie!"
Post suggestions theory here.
You cannot assume that it requires both time and money to create a cake. The ingredients could've been free or grown by yourself.
You also cannot assume that time really is equal to money. If you are the CEO of a big corporation in Times Square, sitting at your desk, is time equal to money? Probably because you gain money on an hourly basis or by a salary. If you are sitting all alone on an island in the middle of the Pacific ocean, doing nothing, is time equal to money? Probably not, because it's not like you will gain or lose money you have.
You also ALSO cannot assume time is equal to infinity, because those are two separate concepts. Time cannot be described without making a term paper about it, and infinity is a word used to describe either a distance or anything else never-ending. Sure, time is never-ending, but do we really know that? What if time just suddenly stops? We have no idea.
Where is your God now?
