Would people standing outside of my house be considered loitering?

[Azzurolix]

You can't light paper towels with a car battery. まほ～

So you're saying 12 volts won't arc?

[Ad Bot]

[rockslide26]

Put bear traps down the sidewalk, they can't smoke in the middle of the road and they won't touch the traps.

[Mr Man]

Atleast your neighborhood HAS sidewalks.

[Trymos]

1. Put up a no smoking sign on your yard
2. The smokers go to some other yard
3. The other yard puts up a no smoking sign
4. ???
5. Profit!

[SeventhSandwich]

Dig up a small hole then fill it with crumpled paper towels. Rig up that hole with insulated wires. Get a car battery and connect the wires to the battery when they arrive. The paper ignites. Instant smokescreen! :D

Then it burns up and the jumper cables touch together causing a short circuit and making the wires catch on fire/melt like crazy.

[ArfNarf]

buy a shotgun.

[carolcat]

Then it burns up and the jumper cables touch together causing a short circuit and making the wires catch on fire/melt like crazy.

OOOOOOH! That sounds like fun!