Author Topic: Would people standing outside of my house be considered loitering?  (Read 10203 times)

Ok, so right next to my neighborhood lies an office for "St. Lukes Hospital". Last year, St. Lukes passed a new rule making any property belonging to them a smoking free campus; In order to protect their patients. Because of this law, employees of the building also cannot smoke on the property or on the sidewalks directly next to the property.

Because of this, 4-5 stupid ass old ladies feel compelled to walk into my neighborhood and stand in front of my house to take their smoking break. So like clockwork, 3-4 times a day, I will see a group of people I've never even met come to the sidewalk in front of my house, lite up their cigarettes, and stand in front of my house.

I personally think that it is bullstuff that everytime I walk out of my house I have to inhale the odor of all the smoke. Not only that, but it makes the neighborhood look terrible having groups of random smokers just standing around. Our neighborhood also has a large amount of families with small children. Great message telling them to smoke.

I don't know why the hell these idiots need to stand in front of a property of someone they don't even know to do that. My question is, if I approach the business on the issue and they ignore it can I have these people cited for loitering?
« Last Edit: March 22, 2011, 07:31:33 PM by Destroyer »

Complain to the hospital first

I believe it would indeed count. Its not their property.

I think they're considered in a "public zone" when they're on the sidewalk.

So as long as they're not anywhere beyond your lawn, I doubt it.

Although, I could be wrong.

Sidewalks are city property, usually.

Have you tried asking them to take their activity somewhere else?

Just ask/tell them to move first. If they don't then warn them you will  __stuffyouwilldohere__.

Tell them to stop smoking in a neighborhood filled with children. God damn selfish asses.

Ask them if they've found Jesus. マホ~

throw an active grenade at them.

Dig up a small hole then fill it with crumpled paper towels. Rig up that hole with insulated wires. Get a car battery and connect the wires to the battery when they arrive. The paper ignites. Instant smokescreen! :D
« Last Edit: March 22, 2011, 07:47:33 PM by Azzurolix »

throw an dead grenade at them and don't get charged for murder.

Dig up a small hole then fill it with crumpled paper towels. Rig up that hole with insulated wires. Get a car battery and connect the wires to the battery when they arrive. The paper ignites. Instant smokescreen! :D
Must try...

Normally their smoke goes in your lawn (if it does...).

If they don't get sued for it it means you can throw a fused grenade into someone's house from the sidewalk without getting sued.

 :cookieMonster:

Must try...

You can't light paper towels with a car battery. まほ~