Girlfriends Birthday Is Coming Up! What Should I Get/Do For Her?

[(Fallen)]

Sami was right this thread did blow up -_-

[Ad Bot]

[Anti-Block]

So net nanny doesn't censor the word 'richards'?

I had that in small transparent text above my statement.

I guess not.

[Joekirk]

I guess not.

Odd, you think it would.  What about the word 'richard'?

[Feep]

net nanny. don't ask.

I can help you get rid of net nanny.

[Clone v.117]

PREDICTED THREAD DIRECTION

you were right

[Custardo]

Let her stick it in your pooper.

[(Fallen)]

/bump pieceofstuffthread

[Smash Fan]

What does your girlfriend like?
I'm my opinion you should get her something tasty, like chocolate.
Otherwise stick it in her pooper

[Big Brother]

6 STEP GUIDE TO IMPRESSING GIRLS

1.) akwardly approach her

2.) say "happy birthday" (rapeface optional)

3.) shuffle forward (look away for dramatic effect)

4.) give her a teddy bear worth about a dollar that you bought on the way to school

5.) have a really uncomfortable hug (rapeface mandatory)

6.) shuffle off for no reason

[Scarpelt]

Net Nanny? What are you 12?

He isn't 12. Something about his parents, if memory serves.