Girlfriends Birthday Is Coming Up! What Should I Get/Do For Her?

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Please really no stick it in her pooper except for maybe the first two people or if you include an idea with it.

[Ad Bot]

[Stocking]

Show up to her house wearing nothing but cellophane, a top hat, and twirling a cane.

Then indoctrinate her into womanhood.

[Azzurolix]

Flowers. Box of chocolates. Movie. Restaurant.

[Sami2ss]

PREDICTED THREAD DIRECTION

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See this? This is what the thread is going to look like after a few pages. You're forgeted.

Looks like Chuck Norris' richard

[Azzurolix]

Looks like Chuck Norris' richard

Chuck Norris jokes were funny once.

Then I came out of my mother's womb.

[Sami2ss]

Looks like Chuck Norris' richard

oh god what the forget

[Joekirk]

Stick it in her pooper.




Its thee only course of action.

[Dr.Block]

Chuck Norris jokes were funny once.

Then I came out of my mother's womb.

You got internet in there? stuff, all I got was dial up in my mom's womb.

[Anti-Block]

You got internet in there?  @#!*% , all I got was dial up in my mom's womb.

The umbilical cord was an ethernet cable?

[Joekirk]

The umbilical cord was an ethernet cable?

this is a test, richards.
Why is 'stuff' in that quote censored?

[Dr.Block]

The umbilical cord was an ethernet cable?

I guess it was. All I remember was one day I started messing around with all these organ things and someone I ended up on dial up.

[Anti-Block]

this is a test, richards.
Why is ' @#!*% ' in that quote censored?

net nanny. don't ask.

[Azzurolix]

lololol net nanny.

[Joekirk]

net nanny. don't ask.

So net nanny doesn't censor the word 'richards'?

I had that in small transparent text above my statement.