My Daughter

[Daedalus]

I don't . . . Care to share?

This.

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[Thar]

Iban can I be the godfather? :3

[Otis Da HousKat]

What would you do if I had love with her?

I'd send you pics with my richard up her ass.

[Iban]

If anyone touches Mika I will rip their throat out with my teeth and rape the gaping wound in their neck.

[Otis Da HousKat]

If anyone touches Mika I will rip their throat out with my teeth and rape the gaping wound in their neck.

When she receives her "B", she will cry on her boyfriend's shoulder. He will make a move on her. This will be the first time she has intercourse. This will be the man she marries.


Five years later, after meeting my grandchild

DOES NOT COMPUTE

[Bloody Mary]

This better be one of your poor attempts at a joke.

No, it's totally correct.
Miika is almost like Mika, and the middle name of Marietta sounds close to Miika's first name, which is Maria.

[Iban]

DOES NOT COMPUTE

He's permitted.

No, it's totally correct.
Miika is almost like Mika, and the middle name of Marietta sounds close to Miika's first name, which is Maria.

Mika is a very nice sounding name. Even if Miika is what inspired it, I loved the singer Mika long before I even talked to her and it's far more likely it comes from him.

Marietta is my manager's name. She's from Bulgaria. I like the name.

Vandermark is also my other manager's last name.



On an unrelated note: My manager is pregnant. We're trying to convince her to name the baby "Cash Money".

[|Shadow]

On an unrelated note: My manager is pregnant. We're trying to convince her to name the baby "Cash Money".