Attach a cheap video camera to it
>Attach an HD camera to it, and rig it so that it has the power to record it's entire journey.>Attach a pre-paid cellphone with a GPS locator so that you can track it's progress and recover it when it lands.>Upload footage here.
What if they sign you up to Gay research?
>Some hobo finds and pawns it for $3.>Tears.
>Camera is still recording>Priceless
>Attach a pre-paid cellphone with a GPS locator so that you can track it's progress and recover it when it lands.