I was in GCat's server a while ago, and the Government (team I was on) was being so epicly spawncamped.
I don't remember the exact convo, but here's the jist. To keep the identity of this user a secret, I will call him Douche.
Vegetarian Zombie (VZ): Dude we are being so epicly spawn camped. loving CAMPERS
Douche: You are not being spawncamped. This isn't spawncamping.
Douche: Flying above you and shooting at you = Not spawncamping.
Douche: Setting up a base near you and firing at you from it = Not spawncamping.
VZ: Surrounding our base and sniping us when we leave the spawn building = SPAWNCAMPING.
Douche: No that isn't spawncamping.
VZ: THEN WHAT IS SPAWN CAMPING?
At this point Douche no longer responds.