PEANUT BUTTER CAP'N CRUNCH
forget yeah. That was my childhood.
Cactus Crunch. Tired of boring old cereal? If you are, get CACTUS CRUNCH! Send your tongue on a lovely adventure packed full of cactus needles! Contains all the essential vitamins and nutrients of all those other boring cereals. Now with 10% more cactus needles!WARNING: We are not responsible for any (permanent) damage to your tongue, or hospitalization.I hope I made somebody's day.
Nobody aknowledged this, so...
oh and uh, cactus
CHOCOLATE CAP'N CRUNCH