Cactus Crunch. Tired of boring old cereal? If you are, get CACTUS CRUNCH! Send your tongue on a lovely adventure packed full of cactus needles! Contains all the essential vitamins and nutrients of all those other boring cereals. Now with 10% more cactus needles!
WARNING: We are not responsible for any (permanent) damage to your tongue, or hospitalization.
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