Author Topic: According to science, not eating breakfast will get you laid.  (Read 1860 times)

i did a ton of summer school from freshman to sophomore year so I could have shorter days and stuff. :3

Oh, gotcha. I thought your school just ends at like 1 PM

>japanese
>trusting their research

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Everybody trusts science to japan.
>Japan makes new power source for electronics.
>It fails.
>All power in the world is suddenly gone because of the power source.
>???
>Chaos!

Japan science!
Woo.

Oh, gotcha. I thought your school just ends at like 1 PM

no, but the rest of the school did get out at 2.15pm. ;o

I don't eat breakfast usually.

Study by Japanese Scientists. Let us review.

Japan allowed a nuclear release for several weeks because the failsafe failed because it was a fail failsafe.

Japan also lies. A lot.
I dont believe this stuff. The thing about it might just be that the kids that have the attitude of not wanting to eat breakfast have a personality that attracts others.

It's not that they're having love because they aren't eating breakfeast.

It's because they're "too cool" for breakfeast so every little slut looks up to them as a god.

(And because they are hungry.)

hunger can cause neurological problems

Study by Japanese Scientists. Let us review.

Japan allowed a nuclear release for several weeks because the failsafe failed because it was a fail failsafe.

Japan also lies. A lot.
I dont believe this stuff. The thing about it might just be that the kids that have the attitude of not wanting to eat breakfast have a personality that attracts others.

let me add that to my list of how to be a bad boy;

don't eat breakfast.

forget buying a motorcycle, that's so 1990, you just gotta make sure the girl knows you don't eat breakfast!

HOW CAN I GET MORE SKINNY!?
I'M ALREADY AS SKINNY AS I CAN GET!
GET EVEN MORE SKINNIER

GET EVEN MORE SKINNIER
-snip-
Add skin and guts and that's me.

>Science
>love
>Japan

Going to stop right there.

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1. Finish your breakfast or you might get pregnant.
2. Finish your eggs or you could get an STD.
(they said 2 twice lol)2. Drink your orange juice or you might just have love today.
OH NO anything but that!

I'd like to know how this could correlate at all.
It does not make any sense.