Ragin' 'bout LAG

[Night Fox]

why are you using stuff used primarily for phone service for regular internet

[Ad Bot]

[steve5451]

ping can't go lower than 33
go back to intro to computers, you forgetin plebe
you lag so much it gives you strife
i'll shoot you in the face, disconnect you from life
calling me fat when you're as big as a house?
your fingers so fat they broke your mouse
get off my internet with that stuff
and go to bed before your mom throws a fit

Go take a hitch
I ain't yo' bitch.
you got a boyfriend named Mich.
Standin' strong
suckin' on a bong.
I don't mean to brag
but you ain't got swag.
Chillin' on my computer
plain' modern shooters
Over 300 frames
names are for losers.
Just back up
before I hack up
at the smell of your ass
you smell like trash.

[Max4344]

why are you using stuff used primarily for phone service for regular internet

I am using a hotspot lol so it only uses Data
Plus best internet around my area

[AgentPikmin]

If you got connection problems I feel bad for you son.
I got 99 problems but lag ain't one.

amidoingitrite?

[patton360]

Gigabit for me

Gg everyone

[stuntman021]

Go take a hitch
I ain't yo' bitch.
you got a boyfriend named Mich.
Standin' strong
suckin' on a bong.
I don't mean to brag
but you ain't got swag.
Chillin' on my computer
plain' modern shooters
Over 300 frames
names are for losers.
Just back up
before I hack up
at the smell of your ass
you smell like trash.

you aren't my bitch, that was just your mom
i want a boyfriend, do you think that's wrong?
get out of here with your anti-gay crap
maybe that's why you can't even rap
i got so much swag they call me fatal1ty
while you're on your acer with your mantitties
modern shooters? bitch, don't rep that stuff
i play quake, and my rockets always hit
watch out or i'll get my bfg
fire it at your house, tell the cops it wasn't me
300 fps? what a waste of power
your monitor ain't 300hz, you loving flower
the only trash i see is your computer setup
my custom tower just won't let up
das keyboard, logitech mouse
so many graphics cards, they take up a whole house
you best get out with your aol internet
with my 100mpbs, for life i'm set

[steve5451]

you aren't my bitch, that was just your mom
i want a boyfriend, do you think that's wrong?
get out of here with your anti-gay crap
maybe that's why you can't even rap
i got so much swag they call me fatal1ty
while you're on your acer with your mantitties
modern shooters? bitch, don't rep that stuff
i play quake, and my rockets always hit
watch out or i'll get my bfg
fire it at your house, tell the cops it wasn't me
300 fps? what a waste of power
your monitor ain't 300hz, you loving flower
the only trash i see is your computer setup
my custom tower just won't let up
das keyboard, logitech mouse
so many graphics cards, they take up a whole house
you best get out with your aol internet
with my 100mpbs, for life i'm set

[fred da kiko]

hi there, don't be scared
i'm just gonna talk bout the weather there
you say it's snowing, is that right?
slow down, no need to fight
you say your pings down, ain't that a shame?
you should go do something with that pain.
go paint a painting, read a book
go have breakfast in your breakfast nook
look at it from perspective, up and around
you just make one stuffty little sound
wah wah wah, you're going in the posts
can't find good ping with any of those hosts
we don't give a stuff, we don't really care
you stress us all so much that we're gettin gray hair
stop being console cigarette, you shouldn't be so needy
go get on the computer and stop being greedy.
play in the snow, build a fort
get some cocain and begin to snort
stop giving us stuff, for stuff we didn't do
if you're ping is down, that stuff's on you.



that's a wrap.

[brickface26]

my raps
are crap
my rhymes
aren't worth dimes
I eat meat with my feet in the sleet
Trees and stuff
playing vidya gaems
trees and stuff
something about names
trees and stuff
this is loving stupid
trees and stuff
nothing rhymes with stupid

on-topic: I've gotten 16 ping on a tf2 server before.
And my peak download speed is 2.3 Mb/S.
I guess that's pretty good.

[fred da kiko]

your raps are like broken glass
they pass gas
like an asses ass
i mean ass like a donkey bro
no need to act like a honkey yo
i'm just spittin out rhymes like a rhyme wizard
i'm a level 40 paladin, just ask blizzard
i'm typin so fast i can't be stopped,
rappin so fly that i can't be topped
you think you're better, we'll your not
you don't need a jacket cause bitch, i'm hot.

[sorrel]

Bandwagoning dis
Cuz you can't miss
I rhyme with this
Because everybody needs to take a piss
loving soggy bagels I can't unsee
What the forget is wrong with you people
This is totally rapping
Because I said so
This blanket it furry and warm
The people who run my school are stupid ignorant forgets
That need to be ran over by trucks
forget stuff stack
forget stuff stack
It's a stack of forget stuff on top of itself brother
Chairs

[masterockets]

Oranges
...
forget

[steve5451]

Bandwagoning dis
Cuz you can't miss
I rhyme with this
Because everybody needs to take a piss
loving soggy bagels I can't unsee
What the forget is wrong with you people
This is totally rapping
Because I said so
This blanket it furry and warm
The people who run my school are stupid ignorant forgets
That need to be ran over by trucks
forget stuff stack
forget stuff stack
It's a stack of forget stuff on top of itself brother
Chairs

PUBLISH THAT stuff

[curiosblockland6]

Yo dawg, I bet you jelly,
I mean, you got a big belly
i'm chillin' with bling
enjoyin' mah ping
it's 32
I ain't gettin' dirty with you
Just layin' out the facts
don't have heart attacks.
You got lag
It's so sad.

:D

My rap was much worse.