Author Topic: Want to stay home on Tuesday what do? (Read 971 times)

Pah1023 · September 05, 2011, 08:05:16 PM

Quote from: S7 on September 05, 2011, 05:57:06 AM

If you do find yourself in school, tell the teacher you feel like throwing up.

That always gets them.

Your wrong.

I once bout threw up in my schools nurses office and I still had to stay.

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Monkeyboy · September 05, 2011, 08:08:30 PM

stick your finger down your through and make yourself throw up all over the place.. but try to do it on a hard surface (not carpet)

mp7964 · September 05, 2011, 08:24:59 PM

Get up in the middle of the night and vomit.

Donro98 · September 05, 2011, 08:28:10 PM

Quote from: Shadoku on September 05, 2011, 08:00:06 PM

I'm out tomorrow, inservice day for teachers. :)

Same. Also do the one cereal thing.

Nickelob Ultra · September 05, 2011, 08:34:59 PM

Say you feel really awful. Nausea, cramps, etc.

dorkdotdan · September 05, 2011, 08:38:12 PM

I'm pretty honest, so if I say I don't think I can go to school, they believe me. I've never lied about that before, but you could try if they trust you enough.

RedGajin · September 05, 2011, 08:38:50 PM

Say you fapped to hard and got carpal tunnel.

carolcat · September 05, 2011, 08:42:31 PM

Me being homeschooled and all, the most I ever get when I'm sick is to sleep in 30mins more and I don't have to do math. My dad has a strict "You'll live" policy ._.

SkullCandy · September 05, 2011, 08:43:11 PM

Make fake vomit, put it in your mouth, go into an area where most people are, and spit it out

Meow03 · September 05, 2011, 09:08:08 PM

do what i used to do:
a) miss the bus and/or take the wrong bus by "accident"
b) make yourself throw up where people can see you throw up

Hiiro326 · September 05, 2011, 09:13:18 PM

Quote from: dorkdotdan on September 05, 2011, 08:38:12 PM

I'm pretty honest, so if I say I don't think I can go to school, they believe me. I've never lied about that before, but you could try if they trust you enough.

Tomorrow I'm going to look my dad in the eye and be like "Dad, I honestly don't think I should be at school today"

Thanks guys, I expected most of yall to be starfishs and not try and help.

I underestimated you all.

Kira100000 · September 05, 2011, 09:15:05 PM

stick your finger up your butt and show your dad

he will think you're gay and keep you inside the house for the rest of your life to make sure you cant have any interaction with another male for the rest of your life.

RedGajin · September 05, 2011, 09:17:56 PM

Quote from: Kira100000 on September 05, 2011, 09:15:05 PM

stick your finger up your butt and show your dad

he will think you're gay and keep you inside the house for the rest of your life to make sure you cant have any interaction with another male for the rest of your life.

Or he'll just beat him so hard he wont be able to go to school for the next week.

Best idea so far!

captain blue · September 05, 2011, 09:21:22 PM

stimulate your gag reflex and puke