If you do find yourself in school, tell the teacher you feel like throwing up.That always gets them.
I'm out tomorrow, inservice day for teachers. :)
I'm pretty honest, so if I say I don't think I can go to school, they believe me. I've never lied about that before, but you could try if they trust you enough.
stick your finger up your butt and show your dadhe will think you're gay and keep you inside the house for the rest of your life to make sure you cant have any interaction with another male for the rest of your life.