Author Topic: My mom's friend has a baby now :/ (updat) (Read 1300 times)

IkeTheGeneric · September 17, 2011, 10:27:27 AM

Quote from: Cybertails1998 on September 17, 2011, 10:25:49 AM

I don't need tips on how to handle the baby
i need advice on what to do

considering how you're a disfunctional lump of stupid, I'd recommend leaving the baby alone

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Uncle Bengs · September 17, 2011, 10:27:48 AM

Quote from: Uncle Bengs on September 17, 2011, 10:04:02 AM

kick baby out the window

launch baby into space

flush baby down the toilet

feed the baby chlorine

play sports with baby, and have the baby be the ball

Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on September 17, 2011, 10:21:57 AM

burn the baby for fuel

Quote from: Uncle Bengs on September 17, 2011, 10:25:07 AM

put baby in fridge if you need it later

give baby to polish coal powerplants if they need some extra stuff to burn

send baby to latvia in a truck

rent a hotel room for baby and leave the baby there

use the baby instead of a pillow

use the baby to wash your windows

use the baby to clean knives

we've given you plenty of things to do with the baby

Cybertails1998 · September 17, 2011, 10:35:56 AM

Quote from: Uncle Bengs on September 17, 2011, 10:27:48 AM

we've given you plenty of things to do with the baby

sorry sir but you're not funny
please leave this thread at once

Nymethus · September 17, 2011, 10:48:11 AM

yehaw to the gas chambers

Big Brother · September 17, 2011, 11:07:23 AM

Quote from: Nymethus on September 17, 2011, 10:48:11 AM

yehaw to the gas chambers

Flush535 · September 17, 2011, 11:14:42 AM

erm...
Play with the baby?