Author Topic: My mom's friend has a baby now :/ (updat)  (Read 1303 times)

I don't need tips on how to handle the baby
i need advice on what to do

considering how you're a disfunctional lump of stupid, I'd recommend leaving the baby alone

kick baby out the window

launch baby into space

flush baby down the toilet

feed the baby chlorine

play sports with baby, and have the baby be the ball
burn the baby for fuel
put baby in fridge if you need it later

give baby to polish coal powerplants if they need some extra stuff to burn

send baby to latvia in a truck

rent a hotel room for baby and leave the baby there

use the baby instead of a pillow

use the baby to wash your windows

use the baby to clean knives

we've given you plenty of things to do with the baby

we've given you plenty of things to do with the baby
sorry sir but you're not funny
please leave this thread at once

yehaw to the gas chambers


erm...
Play with the baby?