And this is why I hate kids... How do I remove sticky stuff from controllers?

[Trogtor]

Sounds like my dad eating his food while on the laptop.

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[Clone v.117]

Sounds like my dad masturmabatering while on the laptop.

[Tango]

sounds like my brother

[Citrus]

Use sulfuric acid. 

But seriously, you can use dish washing soap and water and a washcloth or paper towel.

[Muzzles56]

Use sulfuric acid. 

But seriously, you can use dish washing soap and water and a washcloth or paper towel.

wouldnt soap and water short circuit the controller though?

[Clone v.117]

wouldnt soap and water short circuit the controller though?

Use the magic of song instead.

[TheArmyGuy]

I would have put on my new working boots with steel tips and put a nice, fat, firm print of the bottom of those in his face.

[Supersylox]

Yell at the controller to make the "sticky stuff" disappear.

[Sivad]

I would get a warm wet rag and try to wipe it off. If all else fails, Tell him to buy you another one. Better yet tell him to buy you one of those expensive custom ones. I got one from target for $50. If its just the controller that got all sticky buy a new one and chunk the sticky one straight into his pooper

[Shinenzu]

I would get a warm wet rag and try to wipe it off. If all else fails, Tell him to buy you another one. Better yet tell him to buy you one of those expensive custom ones. I got one from target for $50. If its just the controller that got all sticky buy a new one and chunk the sticky one straight into his pooper

I want to find you

and hug you

[Sivad]

I want to find you

and hug you

HOLY CRAP!!!! Rofl...

[Qwepir]

holy stuff OP you're a horrible sibling

there are countless ways you could have handled that situation better

[Tokthree]

holy stuff OP you're a horrible sibling

there are countless ways you could have handled that situation better

Why bother handling it better when you can assert your dominance and handle it quickly and effectively?
When you have bratty younger siblings it doesn't work to pusillanimous individual foot around them, they will only respond to someone who they know is bigger than them

[Qwepir]

And in return they become more and more resentful, which will only lead to more situations like this.

[CopBlock]

And in return they become more and more resentful, which will only lead to more situations like this.

logic doesnt work with young children