Author Topic: Oh Jesus, My Spanish Teacher is Awesome  (Read 410 times)

Today, my spanish teacher decided to not be his usual, semi-boring self and make class more interesting. He gave us a quiz and said "Read through it before you start". On the middle of the third page in bold font, it said "Rip up your paper and walk angrily out of the room". I got up, ripped up the sheet, and left the room and for a half hour everyone else tried to solve the problems instead of reading through. When that was done, he started telling corny jokes, half of which were funny themselves and the other half were funny because they were so terrible. The best one by far was this.

Teacher calls out to the class "This is a completely unrelated announcement, but twitter and facebook are combining to make a new website"

A girl in the back of the room, not the brightest crayon in the box, asks "What are they calling it?"

Teacher yells out "Twitface" and I laughed so hard because it was so stupid.

Then he said, "everyone hold up your quizzes". I held up the shreds of paper and he said "anyone who didn't rip their paper has to finish it for homework." The sad thing is that this was his last day at this school and now some old teacher is coming to teach us.

Does anyone else have any awesome teachers?

My Spanish teacher is a horrible horrible person...


How many hats has he shot off of wiggers' heads?

Jesus as in the long ago person, or Jesus as in the Spanish name? lol.

He tells us to obey one rule.

No leaving class.