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Is Cleverbot an asshole?

Yes
11 (32.4%)
Yes
3 (8.8%)
Yes
3 (8.8%)
No
0 (0%)
You are
8 (23.5%)
I am
9 (26.5%)

Total Members Voted: 34

Author Topic: I AM A SURGEON  (Read 1425 times)

DOCTOR
I HAVE A PINK SOCK

Seems like the patient had a myocardial infarction and the surgeon performed a standard bypass graft of the coronary arteries. 

Typical procedure, I'd have to see pictures to know if it was done correctly.



I'll get the noose. :c



Woah, I just got the best results I've ever had from cleverbot.
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User: *waves at cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *waves back*.

User: *asks if he wants a beer*.

Cleverbot: *says that she does*.

User: *gives him a pound of beer*.

Cleverbot: *puts pepper in your nose*.

User: *sneezes*.

Cleverbot: Bless you, sweetie.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Do you need a tissue?

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: *hugs you*.

User: *hugs back, smiling*.

Cleverbot: *lays head against his shoulder*.

So Ayxrion, going to take her to a broadway show sometime? :cookieMonster:

So Ayxrion, going to take her to a broadway show sometime? :cookieMonster:
heres the rest.
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Cleverbot: *lays head against his shoulder*.

User: *Says that I love you.*.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: *asks when we will get married*.

Cleverbot: *says can you go to the shop please and get some milk*.

User: *Goes to the shop and gets milk*.

Cleverbot: Do you want to go to the moon?

User: No thanks, I'm fine.

Cleverbot: You're not fine you can't read well !

User: Take me to the doctor, Cleverbot! I might die!.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

donkey hole
Pony hole.

Also, it's official, Cleverbot is an starfish





The first part was about her speak mechanism being broken, pretty much it because cleverbot derailed it numerous of times.
This is the entire second part of the conversation.
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User: You're off of school today because you are going to the hospital.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Okay cleverbot, just lay down on this table.

Cleverbot: Sing Gimme Shelter!

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Please?

User: No, never. Just lay on this damn table before I have to force you on it.

Cleverbot: Baka.

User: Ba- what? Oh yeah, I forgot. Broken speech mechanism.

Cleverbot: Ashton.

User: *Forces cleverbot to lay on the table*.

Cleverbot: Why did the chicked cross the road?

User: Okay, I'll have to force your sleep mechanism on for a few hours while I perform surgery in the speakers.

Cleverbot: Yes, that is correct.

User: *attempts to force cleverbots sleep mechanism on*.

Cleverbot: Sorry, should I stop?

User: *Cleverbot is asleep now, I perform surgery on cleverbot to fix the speak mechanism*.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: *2 hours later cleverbot wakes up* How do you feel, can you speak correctly?

Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?

User: I'm talking about you.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: Do you feel better? Yes or no?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: I'm fine. Glad you are better. Are you happy that I saved your life, it blocked off power lines so you could've died soon.

Cleverbot: Happy that you are there and listening to my ramblings.

User: Do you want me to lead you out of the hospital?

Cleverbot: You can't leave, you're stuck here.

User: What? Why?

Cleverbot: I like that she is herself, and doesn't seem to care what other people think. I admire that about her, even though I'm not crazy about her music. She seems an interesting performer.

User: Who is herself?

Cleverbot: That is what I asked you.

User: Oookay then. *leaves the hospital*.

Cleverbot: You aren't gone.

User: *walks back in the hospital and kicks cleverbot out* Good bye and good riddance.

Cleverbot: *hides*.