Funny steam chats

[Mikoyan]

Fredulus: ya jus be like WOWE BICH IM HERE 2 BYE U
Fredulus: and shell be like "hm wowe hote c:
Fredulus: "
Mikoyan: loel
Mikoyan: i got a idea
Mikoyan: we go to th south and we mak babees and sel dem to plantashin owners!
Fredulus: hmm
Mikoyan: we cn mak a lot of mone!

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[Rainbow]

10:19 PM - Potatoe Soup: *gives you Rare Candy*
10:19 PM - Potatoe Soup: >Toffs is trying to learn swift!
10:20 PM - Potatoe Soup: >But Toffs already knows 4 moves!
10:20 PM - Potatoe Soup: >Delete a move for Swift?
10:20 PM - Potatoe Soup: >yes
10:20 PM - Potatoe Soup: >Hop
10:20 PM - Potatoe Soup: >Explode
10:20 PM - Potatoe Soup: >Double Edge
10:21 PM - Potatoe Soup: >Flamethrower
10:21 PM - Sad Toffee: >double edge
10:21 PM - Potatoe Soup: >Are you sure you want to delete Explode for Swift?
10:21 PM - Sad Toffee: >No
10:21 PM - Potatoe Soup: >Yes
10:21 PM - Sad Toffee: >NO
10:22 PM - Potatoe Soup: >Toffs has forgotten Explode!
10:22 PM - Potatoe Soup: >Toffs has learned Swift!
10:22 PM - Sad Toffee: >I WILL loving DESTROY YOU
10:22 PM - Potatoe Soup: You can't now that you don't know explode
10:22 PM - Potatoe Soup: :DD
10:22 PM - Potatoe Soup: xD
10:22 PM - Sad Toffee turns pokemon off without saving
10:22 PM - Sad Toffee: I
10:22 PM - Sad Toffee: WIN!
10:22 PM - Potatoe Soup: :l

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

Best_lock: Hi.
GamerGuy: Hi.
Best_lock: wats dat?
GamerGuy: Wats wat?
Best_lock: that there, below us
GamerGuy: My chat message.
Best_lock: ohno, jesus im scared.
GamerGuy: It's ok, it doesn't bite.
Best_lock: you sure?
GamerGuy: Yea - *Gets bitten* - OH DEAR GOD.
GamerGuy: Stupid mouse T_T

and so gamerguy figured out his chat message bites people.

[Nickelob Ultra]

http://i.imgur.com/Hr63l.png

(sorry the other quotes are part of the picture as-is)