Useless facts generator!

[Vegetarian Zombie]

hank didnt want to have lovey time with the dolphin.

yeah but I did

[Ad Bot]

[lilpappaknox]

"50% of female polar bears also have a snake."

._. so how do they have love then?

[Kumquat]

"It only takes 7 pounds of pressure to rip your ear off"
tempting.

[Blockoman]

Apparently a male praying mantis is biologically incapable of copulating while it's head is attached to it's body, to initiate love the female is required to rip off it's mates head

Lol no.

The male usually offers itself up for food during love. Don't ask how I know this; enough time spent on sites with "random facts compilations" and you will know things like that too.

[Daedalus]

"It only takes 7 pounds of pressure to rip your ear off"
tempting.

oh stuff

[Night Fox]

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have love for pleasure.

monkeys?

[Ethan]

"The world record for finishing the Rubik's cube is 16.5 seconds. "
forget.
"Rats and horses can't vomit."
Ew.
"If you compare the weight, a hamburger is more expensive than a car."
forget YOU MCDONALDS
"40% of all industrial accidents happen on a monday or a friday."
I blame Garfield and Rebecca Black.
"Armadillos jump straight up in the air when surprised, which is why so many die from being run over by cars."
Woah, what.
"The electric chair was invented by a dentist."
;~;

Nope, the world record for a Rubik's cube is now like, 8 or so seconds.

[Sami2ss]

no, Benjamin Franklin did
or maybe it was Tesla

but it wasn't a dentist

In 1699, the state of New York established a committee to determine a new, more humane method of execution to replace hanging. Alfred P. Southwick, a member of the committee, developed the idea of running electric current through a condemned man after hearing a case of how relatively painlessly and quickly a drunk man died due to touching exposed power lines.[4] As Southwick was a dentist accustomed to performing procedures on subjects in chairs,[5] his electrical device appeared in the form of a chair to restrain the inmate while being electrocuted.

[Mardalf]

I read the title as "useless flaccid gender"

...... 

[Port]

"A geomagnetic jerk refers to a sudden change or shift in the magnetic field of a planetary body in relation to time."

That moment when you know this already

[Freek]

Approximately one out of every 55 women from Canada give birth in their car on the way to the hospital or clinic.

Well that's just, cool...?

[Byteswarm]

._. so how do they have love then?

Just because they have richards too doesn't mean they also don't have a vagina.
Watch a few researchs, that'll teach you. 

[Becquerel]

"The city of Slaughter, Texas (population: 11,284), has never had a homicide occur within its boundaries. "
forget MEXICO.
"American jazz pianist and saxophonist Billy Tipton was really a woman. Her birth name was Dorothy Lucille Tipton."
ITS A TRAP
"If all the "Coca-Cola" ever produced were to erupt from "Old Faithful" at a rate of 15,000 gallons per hour, this geyser would flow continually for over 1,577 years."
COKE IS DELISCIOUS AND ALL THIS COKE MAKES ME ME GUSTA
"On average, the Pentagon uses 666 rolls of toilet paper in one day. "
PROOF THAT THE PENTAGON IS THE HUB OF ALL EVIL IN THE WORLD
"An elephant cannot jump."
OH PLEASE. WHAT IF I USED A PULLY AND LIFED THE ELEPHANT UP
"Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves."
YEAH NO

[Sami2ss]

"The city of Slaughter, Texas (population: 11,284), has never had a homicide occur within its boundaries. "
forget MEXICO.
"American jazz pianist and saxophonist Billy Tipton was really a woman. Her birth name was Dorothy Lucille Tipton."
ITS A TRAP
"If all the "Coca-Cola" ever produced were to erupt from "Old Faithful" at a rate of 15,000 gallons per hour, this geyser would flow continually for over 1,577 years."
COKE IS DELISCIOUS AND ALL THIS COKE MAKES ME ME GUSTA
"On average, the Pentagon uses 666 rolls of toilet paper in one day. "
PROOF THAT THE PENTAGON IS THE HUB OF ALL EVIL IN THE WORLD
"An elephant cannot jump."
OH PLEASE. WHAT IF I USED A PULLY AND LIFED THE ELEPHANT UP
"Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves."
YEAH NO

i can believe that. a well trained fighter's are meant to be lightning quick

[xxxxkill]

yeah but I did

Dolphins will literally swarm a human, male of female, then use their oddly flexible snakees to wrap around them, then lovey time. They are then taken to a dolphin "rape cave" and either forgeted or torn apart, until they die.
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Not that I have experienced dolphin rape first-hand.