"Peanuts is one of the ingredients of dynamite."
Hm Jiffy.
"40% of all industrial accidents happen on a monday or a friday."
Sooo, its party close down sadness monday, and weekend distraction friday. Interesting.
"When the divorce rate goes up in the United States, toy makers report that the sale of toys also rise."
This makes no sense whatsoever.
"It is impossible to fold a piece of paper in half more than 7 times without unfolding in between folds."
I'll show them how to fold a piece of pa--- Errr hold on.........DANGIT
"The 'anatomical juxtaposition of the two orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction' is a precise medical description of a kiss. "
What.
"Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy."
THANK YOU, THAT'S ALL I NEEDED TO KNOW. TAKE THAT DISNEY!