One day, I was on a mini empire server. It was my first time on a mini empire server, and I didn't know how to build in a mini empire server, because I thought there was a different way. I asked the Host how, and he showed me how, and then banned me for this reason: Herpaderp.
I rejoined the server after the ban expired. I stayed there for a bit, and then had to go. The host said something like "Thank God" when I told him I had to leave. The next day, (As far as I remember.) I tried to join the server, and was banned for a reason like this: "Herpaderpaherpaderpaherpaderp aherpaderpa."
Retared ban, huh?