The baddest rapper.

[keesfani]

*worst

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[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

"I BET YOU SLEEP WITH A NIGHTLIGHT, BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED OF THE DARK, CAUSE YOU STINK LIKE A FART"

I lol'd so much here oh god

"WELLA LIGHTCHER FARDON FEURR WI'MAH RHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMZ"

[Soulpelt]

"im tough as nails youre slower than a snail i beat up every single person in jail i dare you to try and punch me my face is so hard you'll say 'ouch, you crunched me!'"

"BUT I NEVER RU-RU-RU-RU-RUN!"

[Skyfrost.]

I have 400 Cars. I have four hundred scars from four hundred guitars. I have four hundred houses. I four hundred mouses in houses.

[Man 2]

For the reading pleasure of the gentlemen among us, I have taken the liberty of translating the primitive language in which this song was written into a more readable language. Enjoy, gentlemen.

"You may address me as Krispy Kreme. We are currently in The Year of Our Lord, two thousand twelve, and verily, I have returned to this! I am certain that you have been thusly informed.

{Chorus}
I do believe myself to be the worst in my trade.
If you do not deal in currency, then I shall refrain from consorting with you.
One may think, judging by my small stature, that the ladies will not court me;
However, if one such lady would look upon the vast amounts of currency in my possession,
I am quite certain she would reconsider.

You are informed that I do believe myself to be the worst in my trade.
If you do not deal in currency, then I shall refrain from consorting with you.
One may think, judging by my small stature, that the ladies will not court me;
However, if one such lady would look upon the vast amounts of currency in my possession,
I am quite certain she would reconsider.

Since I was but a lad, I have quarreled with many;
It is with this experience that I shall be the victor over you.
Ten hundreds of sabres notwithstanding.
Indeed, sabres innumerable would be a futile attempt to do harm unto me;
I would still lambast you, that you may fly high in a manner reminiscent of a kite.

I can surmise that a light illuminates your chambers as you slumber;
Assuming you are afflicted with achluophobia,
And assuming that you are ripe in a manner of flatulence;
To counter this accusation, the poetry I so eloquently weave shall set your flatulence ablaze!
If you wish to assume that I am being dishonest, know first that I perform this action quite frequently.

I can surmise that more currency is in my possession than in that of the rapper "Jay-Z";
And that, compared to me, the rapper "Jay-Z" is quite dilatory.
To further compound my resume, the singer "Beyoncé" believes that I am aesthetically pleasing.
There is no harm to be done, "Beyoncé", as I extend this praise to you as well.

I have osculated with such a large amount of ladies in my time,
That one may almost think that I have done so with every lady on the planet!
I may appear to you as of rather small stature, though I can assure you that this is a fallacy.
It does not matter to me if you are a large man, for I shall quarrel with you while you are alive!

{Chorus}

Twenty score acres of property are in my possession,
As well as twenty score blemishes upon my face and twenty score guitars to play.
Once again, twenty score acres of property are in my possession,
As well as twenty score mice in these twenty score acres!

I may assume that I am more skilled in cavorting than you are;
I may also assume that you are not aware of the sum of two and two;
The correct answer is four, the correct answer is four! Presently go to close the door;
As no man would longer view your face!

I am tenacious in the manner of a driven fastener,
And you are lackadaisical in the manner of a whelk.
I quarrel and conquer each man to inhabit the jailhouse!
I challenge you, attempt to lambast me;
My skin is so sturdy, I am certain that in doing so you shall declare, "Good Lord, you have broken my hand!"

I have quarreled with a brace of lions in one,
And I have no firearms in my possession!
But at no time do I make haste,
But at no time do I make haste,
But at no time do I ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-make haste!

{Chorus}

Verily, Krispy Kreme!
As you have been informed, I have returned to this!
Anno Domini two thousand twelve, extending to time immemorial!
Promptly quit the premises!
Peace be with you, sir!"

[Soulpelt]

For the reading pleasure of the gentlemen among us, I have taken the liberty of translating the primitive language in which this song was written into a more readable language. Enjoy, gentlemen.

you win.

/thread

[Kilser]

his.
nose.

[RedGajin]

I bet you $50 this is Alyx Vance.

[Kilser]

oh god lol^
edit: its ebelbotox!
he even raps like that.

[Alyx Vance]

I bet you $50 this is Alyx Vance.

I don't rap. Just saying so you owe people 50$

[RedGajin]

I don't rap. Just saying so you owe people 50$

no im sorry but everything about this guy is like you

[Alyx Vance]

no im sorry but everything about this guy is like you

I swear its not me. I never made a rap in my life.

Also neither one those is me. If I made some nickname up for me it would have one of the following in it:
- Redneck
- Rebel
- Hillbilly
- Crazy
- Insane

Stuff like that but I would never use Krispy Kreme because I hate using K's in place of C's.
That's why I dislike the name of the kool kids klub it is just stupid.

[Watcher In The Myst]

that guy obviously shoved a Krispy Kreme donut up his nose

[Soulpelt]

Krispay Kraaime