So, this is an actual challenge. Try to write a song.
Anyone who screws it up bigtime will be ignored (ie. breaking the rules).
So, here are the rules:
No massive cussing (I mean, come on, it's lame when a song is swearing every two words).
It does NOT have to rhyme.
It must make sense.
Do NOT write the whole song in one post.
Nothing TOO inappropriate.
Start!
SONG SO FAR:
Now this is a story all about how I took a pill and overdosed Viagra, and how I ate some bob marley-endorsed lsd. Now I really gotta pee but my toilet wants to eat me. So, I can't pee and all i see is blood...