Try to solve the above poster's joke/riddle!

[Dominator]

He opens the door, for it is not implied to be locked.

Infact, there isn't even an implied door; he could walk out without door-opening.

Exactly.

What is once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in 1000 years?

A guy thinking about love and reality.

[Ad Bot]

[LOL :D]

Um...

Where did Miyamoto graduate from college?

Wii U.

You need to light your bath water, start a fire in your fireplace and light a candle. You have one match. Which do you light first?

[Camera]

You light the match first silly.

A guy thinking about love and reality.

Nop.

[ShadowYoshi294]

Wii U.

Correct. Also, yay, someone else on the forums watches chuggaconroy! :D

[Darksaber530]

1. Look in the mirror. See what you saw.
2. Take the saw and cut the table in half.
3. Two halves make a whole.
4. Climb through the whole.

5. Then shout till you're hoarse

jump on the hoarse and ride away.

[Mr Man]

This statement is false

[ThinkInvisible]

This statement is false

If your statement is false, then it is lying about itself being false, therefore it must be true.
However, this cannot be true, as the statement would be lying about itself being true.

Therefore we must assign the statement a non-boolean value. The statement is a paradox. If it existed in reality, it would develop infinite mass and turn into a black hole and consume everything.


Therefore, the answer is nothing.


(itt: very, very convoluted logic)

[DRILL3R49]

What is once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in 1000 years?

The letter "M"

Davids father has three sons? Snap,Crackle and who?

[ThinkInvisible]

Davids father has three sons? Snap,Crackle and who?

Pop.


You find yourself in a room containing a flashlight and a locked door. The walls are made of concrete and there are no visible cracks. Obviously you must get out of the room. How will you do it?

[Dominator]

Pop.

Wrong it's David.

[ThinkInvisible]

aha lol must read more carefully

[Camera]

The letter "M"

Yeh.