Try to solve the above poster's joke/riddle!

[dkamm65]

Punch mirror, slit wrists.

Munch pirror, writ slists.

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[TheABELBOTO]

what is the meaning of life?

[Ipquarx]

Dig through the floor. You only said the walls and ceiling were cement.

You don't have a shovel and the walls go down too far to dig.
Cmon actually try.

[PowerDag]

You are alone in a room with only a wood table and a mirror, how do you get out?

1. Look in the mirror. See what you saw.
2. Take the saw and cut the table in half.
3. Two halves make a whole.
4. Climb through the whole.

[Freedomfrie]

what is the meaning of life?

42.

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

1. Look in the mirror. See what you saw.
2. Take the saw and cut the table in half.
3. Two halves make a whole.
4. Climb through the whole.

Omg that's clever.

[morningstar]

No riddle to solve. 

You are locked in a car with a brick.  Wat do? 

[PowerDag]

Omg that's clever.

not really because it's already been done before lol

[ScratchTehEPICSpaceDude]

Break the window with a brick? Easy.

Two cannibals were chatting as they had their dinner. One complained that he really quite disliked his new mother-in-law. What was the advice given to him by his companion?

[PowerDag]

"go easy on the spices next time!"

[TheABELBOTO]

42.

nope, thats not the meaning of life

[Dominator]

A man has been in a cell for 3 days without water. There is a well outside the cell but he cannot reach it. He will die in 10 minutes if he doesn't get this water, how does he get out? He has no key and is too weak to break/bend anything so he can't go around.

[PowerDag]

He opens the door, for it is not implied to be locked.

Infact, there isn't even an implied door; he could walk out without door-opening.

[Ipquarx]

1. Look in the mirror. See what you saw.
2. Take the saw and cut the table in half.
3. Two halves make a whole.
4. Climb through the whole.

Finally someone got it :D

[Camera]

What is once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in 1000 years?