Suddenly...

[Tokthree]

I'm a Dr. Pepper machine, dude.
It's gone in the first -1 second,

Such a waste.
I make my cans last hours, it's so much better than chugging it

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[Adam3442]

Such a waste.
I make my cans last hours, it's so much better than chugging it

You can't chug through a straw.

Fancy Shmancy!

[Tokthree]

You can't chug through a straw.

Even more fizz lost.
Why are you doing this?

[Adam3442]

Even more fizz lost.
Why are you doing this?

Because of my Monkey neighbors keep throwing boulders at my refrigerator, so, I have to make the best of my last Coke Dr. Pepper.