Poor it down my pants and enjoy the pleasurable feeling of stickiness on my genitals.
Disregard it, and continue my business on the internet. I don't like soda anyway.
This looks like a job for...
You're creative...
This guy has the right idea.
TRYMOS THE ANDROID!
what now?
It's funny because I actually do have a can next to me.I drink it over the course of a few hours, savouring my favourite drink
Same, except mine is in a glass.
Man, all the fizz is going to go away in, like, five minutes.What a waste