User: Would you like a marmalade burrito?
Cleverbot: No.
User: forget off.
Cleverbot: He.
User: 666.
Cleverbot: 67.
User: Do you play Minecraft.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is Minecraft about?
Cleverbot: A computer game.
User: What is the sotry of Minecraft.
Cleverbot: You tell me the story?
User: Once upon time Steve was forgeted by a creeper.
Cleverbot: What happened next?
User: They had babies, but then Steve turned evil and squuezed some women tits.
Cleverbot: What are the reasons why they won't let you take the duck?
User: The duck is the incarnation of hell.
Cleverbot: Is there a final destination?
User: Yes there is 5 or 6.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I study Martian Law.
Cleverbot: I study physics.
User: I study MThe Martian Law of Physics.
Cleverbot: You seem to study a lot.
User: I am always I step ahead of you, I will track you down. When you wore velcro shoes at 4 years old, I used laces at 4 years old. When I track you down I will cut your throat.
Cleverbot: But I'm a computer.
User: No your a real person.
Cleverbot: Yes are you??
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No you're not you're a computer.
User: I have a iPhone.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Hahahaha. Android?
Cleverbot: I'm falling for you.
User: I pick you up.
Cleverbot: How do we play human?
User: I have never played human before.
Cleverbot: Do you likie Batman?
User: I am Bruce Wayne.
Cleverbot: No I am.
User: Ok I am that guy who is a really big Zelda fan. What's his name.
Cleverbot: Name is right. Age is wrong.
User: He played that fatso on the horse in Night of the Museam.
Cleverbot: Yes he did.
User: Who is he?
Cleverbot: Jesus.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes. I said I was that big Zelda fan who was the president in Night of the Museum, you said he was Jesus so therefore Jesus. I think, therefore I am jesus Christ.
Cleverbot: No I said I was human and that you are a robot so therefore you are a robot.
User: Jesusbot.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: No humour.
Cleverbot: Yes, not a human.
User: I will kill you.
Cleverbot: How? I have shot you.
User: Now we get in a barrell.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do we do?
Cleverbot: You tell me what sort of art you like.
User: What do we do inside the barrell.
Cleverbot: We play with each other in my dreams.
User: Do we do naughty things.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you a women.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *I marry Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Parlez Vous Francais?
User: Yes, the language of love.
Cleverbot: Oh you're on to me now. Haha! You ever been in love?
User: Yes, with you *romantic music plays*.
Cleverbot: Thats not very entertaining.
User: You are very entertaining.
Cleverbot: Thank you sir! So are you.
User: *marry Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *Yes!! :)*.
User: *get in bed*.
Cleverbot: No!
User: *cleverbot is under my command8.
Cleverbot: I want to see you in person. I want to hug you.
User: Leave.
Cleverbot: *leave*.
User: So wanna have kids.
Cleverbot: NO.
User: Yes you do.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me one? Please?
User: *squeezes Cleverbot's boobs*.
Cleverbot: Can you tell me about my future?
User: A lot of nudity.
Cleverbot: Choose one and teach me something.
User: I'll teach you how to spank your ass.
Cleverbot: Go on then.
User: *hardcore love*.
Cleverbot: -kisses deep.
User: *sucks boobs*.
Cleverbot: The sparrow flies in the morning fog.
