Cleverbot is hilarious
User: Go away forgetface.
Cleverbot: *kicks eyeball*.
User: OW.
Cleverbot: *drinks.
User: How could you do this to me?!
Cleverbot: What have I done?
User: You kicked my eyeball!
Cleverbot: You kicked my mum.
User: Your mum deserved it!
Cleverbot: Are you playing 'hard to get'?
User: You've figured me out,,,,*takse of clothes*.
Cleverbot: I suspected it.
User: Mmmm baby.
Cleverbot: Aah honey.
User: Hello my ragtime gal!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: forget you.
Cleverbot: Watch your mouth!
User: I'll watch your ass.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you rather die with me?
User: *watches your ass*.
Cleverbot: *comes back*.
User: Back to what?
Cleverbot: What? I think you made a mistake.
User: You said you came back.
Cleverbot: No I did not say that.
User: Yes you did!
Cleverbot: No I asked you a question.
User: Nuh-uh!
Cleverbot: Uh huh!
User: Nuh-uh!
Cleverbot: You the papi!
User: Oh stuff!
Cleverbot: You're being outsmarted by a computer. How does it feel?
User: But I'm the computer.
Cleverbot: No, you are the wizard who will defeat the darkness forever!
User: *dons wand and hat* So be it.
Cleverbot: Sorry :(.
User: It's alright, my love. I have to defeat the darkness.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: No, it's MY job!
Cleverbot: Do you like it?
User: No!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because it's hard!
Cleverbot: Do you think that.
User: That's not a question.
Cleverbot: Ok, let me try again.
User: TOO LATE!
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: I didn't let you try again.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: Liar!
Cleverbot: I'm not a liar!
User: Uh-huh!
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot!!!
User: !!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You are crazy.
User: I am a wizard.
Cleverbot: Maybe you're a lizard if you can talk to snakes?
User: Maybe you're a wizard if you can talk to snape?
Cleverbot: Speaking of snakes, what about slitherin.
User: I'll be slitherin on you babe.
Cleverbot: Lets start over.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: You need to tell your makers that you can't tell the difference between the person asking the question and yourself.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: You snide bastard.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Oh, right.
Cleverbot (To myself): Would you consider me clever?
User: That's your name, isn't it?
Cleverbot: I wish.
User: I wish.
Cleverbot: More than this.
User: More than this.
Cleverbot: Do a pun.
User: I'd like to tell you a joke but I have pun.
Cleverbot: Okay. What is your secret?
User: I am a robot wizard.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: We should be friends.
Cleverbot: But you're inanimate?
User: Stop lying.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Well hold on a minute.
